Critiques for "FOOD"

I think it amazing that you can do these in paint! i suck in paint...anyway i think that looks like me eating

Thanks so much.
Yeah, takes me a good deal of time,
20 - 30 minutes.
But as they say, practice makes perfect.

Methinks this one is cute too And I keep thinking t'is mashed potatoes you be eating...

Be they? Arrrrr.

I love your face too XD I wonder though...is the fork a little bent or is it just me?

It's bent...
And I tried to make the food look general as possible?
I looks like mashed potatoes to me too...
So it is mashed potatoes... as I love mashed potatoes...
Lmao.

I like mashed potatoes too but I also like cauliflower...XDXDXD

(it looks like it could be cauliflower but then how'd you get random white spots on your face? XD Maybe it's pudding you eat with a fork.)

I remember eatting Brocolli and mah mom was like Cauliflower is better and I was like FUCK NO. And den I tried it and it pwned brocolli's ass man.
I want some cauliflower and some cheese right now mofos.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.Tasty. Veggies are the shiz.

Your face is the shiz.
(Lmao, I just wanted to say "shiz" sooooo badly!)

YEAH?! WELL...

*YOU* ARE THE SHIZ!

teehee.

Awwwe, I'm realli the shiz? (Teary)
YOU'RE THE SHIZ TOO! (Cries a river)

Ha! that's great! I think I saw a t-shirt like this once...

I should make a T-Shirt like this.
It's funny for me right now, I'm going to be doing a 30 hour famine tomorrow.
Ahahah.

Aw, that's gotta suck. Well, good job on it!

Thankies.