Well chaps and chapesses, just think of all your missing out on by not living here in rainy ol' England! Cricket for a start! Ne'er will you have the full joy of a 5 day Test match, sitting with your shirt off in the blistering heat/gloom/pouring rain, drinking lager and watching your national team get beaten again and again.... And Fish and chips! The second greatest meal of all time. Though, word of warning, don't cross the border and get these from Wales, most untrustworthy... And drinking Earl Grey tea... And pronouncing words like 'vitamin' properly!!... The joys are endless! Wars of Independance? I bet you rue the day!
If someone you don't know dies... it doesn't matter!