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Topic: All done ^_^

Guestie

Forum: Personal, Relationship, Life Advice    Posted: Apr 2, 2006 9:34 am

I always knew you were tough as old boots!.... no point letting something small like stopping breathing keep ya down.... Oxygen is over-rated anyway... Anyhoo, glad you're ok! Gottta get my teeth into your family estates before you go anywhere m'dear...
Topic: major flaming rant...

Guestie

Forum: Personal, Relationship, Life Advice    Posted: Mar 26, 2006 1:51 pm

I used to llive with someone like that... tough the major gripe ther was that one of my housemates kept eating all my peanut butter.... I used to buy the special super crunchy Sun Pat peanut butter (very nice) but everytime i went to the fridge the j...
Topic: When the days just run together

Guestie

Forum: Personal, Relationship, Life Advice    Posted: Mar 26, 2006 1:33 pm

Just don't bother.... if you sit there worrying about things then you'll never get anything done.... Just stop caring about it and everything will be fine.... By the time you need to do some work you'll get off your arse  and do some cos when it...
Topic: Stupid things I did when drunk.. (18+ Mature)

Guestie

Forum: General Discussion    Posted: Mar 26, 2006 12:28 pm

Good work fellas and lasses... Glad to hear everyone's blowing the head off a couple of pints... It's odd though.. in america you can't drink til your 21 can you..? you can drive at 16 own a gun and fire a bazooka but can't have a swift and jovial ...
Topic: Stupid things I did when drunk.. (18+ Mature)

Guestie

Forum: General Discussion    Posted: Mar 25, 2006 12:19 am

I've put some pictures of the smashed up poooter in my homepage for your viewing pleasure.... Well, it's the bloody things own fault, I'm sure it tried to attack me....
Topic: Spring Break

Guestie

Forum: General Discussion    Posted: Mar 25, 2006 12:05 am

Spring break!!?! Some of us have to work you know!! Bloody soap dodging students! Get out and get a job!.... God, I'm old..... Someone shoot me....
Topic: Stupid things I did when drunk.. (18+ Mature)

Guestie

Forum: General Discussion    Posted: Mar 24, 2006 4:32 pm

Right, I've been away from this site for a few months now basically because of one expensive evening I had in December... HI woke up one morning with a particularly wrecking hangover headache pounding out a tribal bongo beat on my temples, pulle...
Topic: It stinks!

Guestie

Forum: General Discussion    Posted: Nov 23, 2005 3:40 pm

What's everyone's most horiffic smell.... Mine, personally is pilchards.... Those fishy fellas just stink.... What can't you smell with out bile inducing stomoch disorders.... do tell..... it stinks.......
Topic: What are you reading?

Guestie

Forum: Writing    Posted: Nov 19, 2005 2:36 am

I've just started Biggles learns to Fly... but it's a bit too complex for my liking.... the books I usually read have their main character as a dog named Ben and have cardboard chewable pages... Now that's some goooooood readin!
Topic: Game systems

Guestie

Forum: Video Games    Posted: Nov 19, 2005 2:33 am

I've got an Xbox a PS2 and a new PC... The Xbox is miles better than the Playstation but the PC turds on both of them from a great height... The PC's massively more powerful and diverse for games.
Topic: Tastes

Guestie

Forum: Music    Posted: Nov 19, 2005 2:30 am

It's all about Hanson, 5ive and the Spice Girls as far as I'm concerned... Genius, pure musical genius...
Topic: Football.... a mini rant

Guestie

Forum: General Discussion    Posted: Nov 19, 2005 2:24 am

Football?? Everyone knows the only real football is the game where you actually kick the ball... with your foot!! you may know it as soccer... but we all know it's called football. Grrrr.... Actually I used to watch a bit of American Football  a...
Topic: Something dumb I heard on the news [STRONGLANGUAGE]

Guestie

Forum: News, Current Events, Politics    Posted: Nov 12, 2005 3:37 pm

Welcome... I think  Governor Arnie Schwarzenegger said it best, "I believe in equal rights for women... especially blonde, nudey women" Someone give that man the presidency! Yep and to all those who are interested, Nork is genuine Eni...
Topic: General Applause to all...

Guestie

Forum: General Discussion    Posted: Nov 12, 2005 3:32 pm

*Taps foot on floor* Oh it's just not the same.....
Topic: Guestie's back... back again...

Guestie

Forum: Welcomes, Introductions, Congrats, etc.    Posted: Nov 12, 2005 12:58 pm

Guestie's back... back again... Guestie's back... tell your friends... Guestie's back... Guestie's back... Guestie's back... Guestie's back... Guestie's back... Guestie's back... Guestie's back... Da nah nah! Sorry, ever since Eminem released that ...
Topic: Something dumb I heard on the news [STRONGLANGUAGE]

Guestie

Forum: News, Current Events, Politics    Posted: Nov 12, 2005 11:54 am

I think it's a discrace that women find it necessary to degrade themselves wearing shuch shameless and immoral t-shirts... I mean they could at least be wearing wet t-shirts... or have the words tattooed directly onto the nork and do away with the t-...
Topic: General Applause to all...

Guestie

Forum: General Discussion    Posted: Nov 12, 2005 11:47 am

Someone get some Hanson playing!! Mmmmbop!! Doooowop!! Here comes the man in the magic shoes! Marvellous!
Topic: Goodbye Guestie!

Guestie

Forum: Welcomes, Introductions, Congrats, etc.    Posted: Aug 23, 2005 5:15 pm

I already showed up at your house sarah but got an arse full of buckshot for my troubles. lamentably im now in france...burning it to the ground obviously, before my next step on the trip...fortunately the nly internet port roiund here is a pub so im...
Topic: Goodbye Guestie!

Guestie

Forum: Welcomes, Introductions, Congrats, etc.    Posted: Aug 17, 2005 6:19 am

Well, that was short lived... I'm abandoning my home, work and bills to go travelling around the globe on Thursday so won't be around very much after that unless stumbling around in a strange and deviant foreign internet cafe. Just wanted to ...
Topic: Yet Another Art Thief

Guestie

Forum: Website News    Posted: Aug 17, 2005 3:05 am

Barnsley! ha ha! I live about 10 mins drive away from her! Do you want me to go round, hunt her down and give her the full 40,000 volts of the cattle prod? ... Though by the looks of her it looks like she's already had a healthy dose of electric ...