Why hasn't this been done yet?

xDDD

Oh my god, this is hilarious! xD And my stupid self took...jeez, I didn't even get it for a while. I'm ridiculous sometimes.

On an unrelated note, I read the wikichan story in your signature. That's so sad. Yet...somewhat disgusting. xP But mostly sad.

Thanks for replying, xD It only took like, 2 minutes.... lol. You read the story? You're the first to tell me they've read it! lol.

I got kinda curious.

Ran short of time on the doodle, though.

As any REAL historian will tell you, the Internet Revolution of the early 1990's was a powerful uprising against the dirty Communist regime of the Postal System. The Internetians, although small in size, had the determination to nearly wipe out the Postal powers. They fought bravely and managed to push back the Postals, at the cost of many men. Atop a solemn hill overlooking a peaceful sea, a flag of patriots was flown.

I found this in your gallery. This killed me. When I get some time, I'll have to doodle up a response. But I'm leaving in a couple minutes.

Thanks~! I put a ton of time into it... lol.  Draw up a response when you get a chance, so I'll have an excuse to spend more time in Oekaki! Yay!

...I think I have a new addiction...

Holy crap... You just won the internet.  Congratulations.

This image was dug up many years after the battle of the Posts. Snailmail did all they could to live on - but even a backup fleet of Post-It notes couldn't stop the pixellated menace. The Postal Service didn't stand a chance.

You got mail...bitches.

Freakin' awesome!!!

I can't stop laughin'! xDDD

It was a bloody battle between the Internetians and the Postals. The Internetians won the battle, but only because the Postmaster General was taken out early by Pop-Up snipers. After finally realizing that the General had subscribed to beastiality, the Internetians had an easy victory ahead. The battle was over by dusk.

The Postmen couldn't take much more. The pixellated menace was waling away at them, clicking their way to the old-fashioned way's demise. They needed backup. They needed the snailmail cavalry.

And so they were summoned.

Unfortunately, everyone was dead by the time they got there.