GHOST PANTS!!!!

alrighty! I have a little conundrum to have you guys ponder for a while ^_^ first off, it’s not in all seriousness, I confused myself with a picture I drew and made a joke out of it, so don’t strain yourselves about the answer.

now then! the whole story behind this is that, I drew a doodle in French class because I was so lost and bored and it was one of my random characters, but dead with a little ghosty tail. here’s what popped into my head.

 if she lost her pants, then why not her shirt?

all the time you see “ghosts” and they are always fully dressed…you know! if I was a ghost! I would want go butt naked!!! but if they are dressed does that mean they can never take their cloths off? are they fused to them…? why can you lose your pants for a ghosty tail but can’t lose your shirt…? do ghosts have laws of indecency or something…? I’m mean come on here!!! if you die naked, does that then mean you can never have cloths again….? maybe you are shy but drowned in a tube…I think that ghost would want cloths…are there ghost cloths…? can cloths die…? do ghosts make their own cloths…? can ghosts strip…? if so…then why the heck aren’t we seeing ghosty cloths everywhere from stripping ghosties…? WHY DON’T YOU SEE STREEKING GHOSTS!!!??? *grumbles* I’d want to streak when I’m a ghost! I don’t want fused ghosty cloths stuck to me for the rest of my life….what if you were a gay who was dared into wearing a thong and bra for the day and then kick the bucket…do you have to float around in a bra and thong for the rest of your undead life…? that’s not very threatening if you see a ghosty guy in a thong and bra….

right! truly…this is what runs through my mind…lol, what do you guys think!?! if you believe in ghosts or not, I don’t care! just answer!!!! bwaha!!!…there should be some clothing physics class or something for those who are confused about ghost streaking…. right! need answers!!!

that just brought up even more questions then!!! if you are a naked ghosty how the heck did you find a ghosty sheet...? seeing as how even ghosty sheets randomly go through walls too...*Blinks* ooooh....what if you find a sheet and go through a wall, but the sheet is a normal sheet and it can't go through the wall...? poor random people on the other side....wait...can a ghosty put on a normal sheet if they can go through walls...why doesn't the sheet fall through them....? and how is it that you have a ghosty but it can rattle doors and move things but go through walls at the same time….? Did it change it’s own chemical material…?....since when did we get powers to do that when you can float through things....? ^_^ i love this....mind boggling!!!! bwaha, honestly ghosts i think are really figments of human imagination in the face of a death that you can't return from...but that's not the point here! i still see ghosty movies!!! THESE MOVIES MUST BE CORRECTED!!! ^_^  we need ghosty laws of physics, i swear we do!

*falls over laughing* i think because it wouldn't be fair to Mickey, since he does wear pants....and then why is it that Donald duck, he always wears a shirt and no pants, right? so why is it that when he loses his shirt he covers his middle that is always exposed in the first place...? and as for the dieing in your own cloths thing...i spose...but i still want to go streaking as a ghost!!! no way am i being bound by anoying cloths for the rest of my life!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA BEWARE MY STREAKING WHITE GHOSTY BUTT!!! i'm amusing myself anywho...now that just confused me about the Walt Disney cartoons though new set of questions!!! why is it, Walt Disney can paint a penis on the front cover of the little mermaid...but animals always have to wear one article of clothing, otherwise, they are "nude"? yogi bear and boo boo...hats and ties...Mickey mouse and Donald, pants and shirts...Minnie mouse....wait....didn't she at first just have a little tutu with no top...? how come she can go around flashing people and i can't....? lol, answer that one!

You know- maybe they don't die in the same clothes as they're ghosts in. Maybe there are fashion designers in the other world that fabricate something that best suits you/personality.

As for Donald and Mickey- I always suspected that they were shady sort of creatures- Mice and ducks don't normally wear clothes at all...

hey! that makes sense! if you die as a fashion designer, why wouldn't you be a fashion victim ghosty too!? ^_^ they probably have better TV then us too....*ponders* and yeh, Walt Disney went nuts on the symbolism and hidden objects in his movies! ^_^ he was considered the Leonardo Da Vinci of his day, like in the lion king, he has the dust in one of the scenes spell out "sex"! *winks* and you didn't here it from me, but to find the penis, it's the tower in the middle, straight down from the tallest tower on the front cover of the little mermaid ^_^ hehe, it's small, but most definitely, a penis it's spooooorkally too and you just made my head hurt though!!! how does an animal own an animal as a pet...? and why doesn't goofy ever want to chase cats...? and why doesn't Pete try and eat Mickey...Pete’s a cat, and Mickey mouse is well....a mouse...AND HOW CAN MINNIE MOUSE HAVE THE CAT FIGARO!? why don't they all try to eat each other...? *ponders newest conundrum* now my head hurts....