Right, I've been away from this site for a few months now basically because of one expensive evening I had in December... HI woke up one morning with a particularly wrecking hangover headache pounding out a tribal bongo beat on my temples, pulled my face out of the remnants of a chicken curry that had found it's way onto my pillow, staggered into the front room... and amidst the debris and usual destruction of a night out discovered my computer in the middle of the front room with a large battleaxe embedded into the side of it... naturally I did what any self respecting man would do... went straight back to bed and lay down in the curry. Nevertheless... until the other week when the fine people at the insurance company finally agreed that I deserved a bit of dosh for what can surely only be classed as an act of god, I had been computerless and unable to log on.. Now finally returned, I was just wondering if anyone else had amusing tales of the dreaded morning after the night before they wished to spread around the globe??

Holy (words that cannot be used in this forum), that's (words that cannot be used in the forum) awesome!

Life is surreal after all...

I can't as I have, ol' buddy....  I've never had a night that I drank so much I couldn't remember the events that led up to the next day....  I -remember- doing some things that I'd really rather not write out for the public's viewing pleasure, but other than that, I do the ordinary:

I get sloshed, babble incoherently in an Irish accent about whatever pops into my head (and some very bizarre theories pop into my head, I assure you), stumble around, get very outgoing and affectionate, and giggle continuously (which can sometimes make it difficult to speak).  I don't get sloshed very often, though, and the worst hangover I've ever experienced consisted of a mild headache.  The fact is - I act drunk on a regular basis - why would I need the alcohol to elevate the situation? 

Cheers!

oh boy...

I don't know if it comes from the irish blood that flows in my veins...among with the french one. Yeah i like beer and wine! But i do have a few stories... I did woke up in my bed after indulging on too much alcohol thinking;  cool, dunno how i made it to my bed but at least it's my bed! Luckely it was my boy friend sleeping beside me I Did woke up with i dunno what on my pillow too! But the worst drunken night is at my boy friend's boss birhtday party... god i was so drunk... in the end i had problem standing on my feet but the worst...there was a bunch of hispanic worker celebrating and i decided i liked one of them and decided to flirt in a language i was still learning. Anyway, i ended up flirting with the guy with a friend of my boy friend as a translator... ...I woke up the other morning not rememberring anything while my boy friend laughed at me. I never drank this much again, actually since that night, I'm almost afraid of booze, and i'm a french canadien!!!!!!

I've put some pictures of the smashed up poooter in my homepage for your viewing pleasure.... Well, it's the bloody things own fault, I'm sure it tried to attack me....

*laugh* Sometimes i am really glad that i never drink anything alcoholic or harmfull, never smoke, and never use drugs and stuff...  But then again when i think of all the fun i am missing, i get a little sad for some reason......
Still, watching and listening to all the 'not too incredibly sober' folks at any party is one heck of a fun, i tell ya! The phylosophy those guys sometimes come up with is simly amazing! Phrases like ' the less you know - the more you are stupid' and 'people are convinced that turtles live long - they are wrong! *hick* turles just live slow' - are so damn mind blowing with their sheer simplicity!
And if i just happen to have a camera - i'm welcomed by every party as 'the documentor' kind of guy
But still is a poor excuse for not getting involved, i guess

Ah well, in small doses its ok. But never indulge too much...it's less fun!

 

Just so you guys know, since there are younger members here. I edited the Topic name, i added the (18+ Mature) .

Though I don't drink much at all these days, it used to be a favorite pastime.... and I did a LOT of things that I could never share here. But I must confess that there are probably even MORE stupid things that I have no memory of. How sad is that?!?! (Actually, it may be a blessing that I don't remember some of it.)

I do know this:  now that I have a couple teenagers, there's NO WAY I'll tell 'em much of what I did. 

A sampling: 

Once had a "drink-off" at my apartment with a guy friend and a fifth of whiskey. Woke up in the morning in my bed, naked...with no recollection of the night before. Luckily, it turned out my roommate/best friend had removed my clothes and given me a bath before helping me into bed.  I owed her BIG TIME.

A word of caution to all you teens and twenty-somethings:

I lost my virginity to a real loser when drunk. It happens more often than anyone admits. Don't let it happen to you....

On Mar 25, 2006 12:19 pm, ~ Lily B ~ said:

Well, when you go on like 10 years of beeing seriuos non-stop, you kind of feel an immence urge to do something equally stupid. Like right now i really want to get outside and do something really moronic that would shame me and haunt me for couple of years to come. And i cannot shake that feeling. I WANT TO BE AN ASS AT LEAST ONCE!
But my stupid sub-constience just won't let me Damn, another unexplainable part of human nature i guess....

Life is not how many days you have lived, but how many  memories you have left of it. And you say you have LOT of them? Then i feel jelous of you And those are these funny awkward situations that make up the best memmories out there. For example when you and your former class-mate meet each other one day and get to talk a litte - do you both remeber how good did you both study and how too damn interesting quantum physics was - or all those funny situations that happened back then?

I really need to find a local flash-mob group of people......

I've only lost memory of a night from drinking once or twice, but my stories are more sad than anything- you know, the usual horizolally challenged morning, but they forced me to do a half day hike to find and abseiling ledge that was collapsed!! I nearly died out there!!! Had about a million games of twister last night where I spent most of the game either between some guy's legs or under an arm pit ^^; Aiiee... I only had a bear, and a triple shot of Fire water... Damn that guy- he told me it was a single shot... ^^; I soooo knew it wasn't. Errrr....

after a night of three olives i fell asleep face down and lay on top of my arms which were folded underneath me and for the next three days the were tingly, numb (kinda) and hurt.  - ok that wasn't as bad as some ass wipe putting an ax through my computer (no one I know would be dumb enough to do that as I'd but an axe through their head afterward)

I think it would be best if the thread title was changed to

Stupid things I did when drunk.. (18+ Immature)

Because I seriously can't think of anyone here doing anything rather mature while drunk.

It kinda reminds me...

I was 18 and worked in a fair for the summer. It was a funny job and going all around Québec for 2 months was awesome. But i didn't make any money... Anyway, after the fair was closed for the night , a couple of guys started to jam and it was real fun, the beer flowed among other things and after 5 beers i was soooooooo drunk. Not feeling quite well, i decided to take a wobbly walk. I eventually sat my back against the tree and...fell asleep. I woke up afterward with my head a bit clearer and realised i had fallen asleep right beside a sidewalk near a road... I'm so glad the cops didn't passed by, i could just picture myself calling my parents: Dad, can you come and pick me up?...yeah i'm in a police station in Chicoutimi (its like 10 hours of where my dad lived)

I think if i get drunk i'll be singing and getting all the word wrong lol

The only stupid thing I can think of that I did when I was drunk once (it takes alot to get me drunk... must be the irish in me), was get 2 tattoos that I now regret. LoL. At least they're small. I plan on getting them covered up later this summer.

Yay...Irish too here! Well...half french,half Irish! In Québec you cant get a Tattoo if you drank alcohol...somehting about the blood getting clearer...or is that the right word?

w00t for Irish *dances* 

Well, you can't get get them here either if you've drank-it's because the blood gets thin... but mine weren't done professionally. I had a friend who had a homemade/motorized tattoo gun and used indian ink.  So yeah, these tats look  baaaaaddd.. 

Lucky for me he was real cleanly and I didn't develop any infections. (or diseases)

*slaps self for stupidness*