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Posted: Apr 15, 2006 3:54 pm
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First of all, this topic is not on bashing bands! Instead, this is all about poking fun at dumb band/artist names xD Moderaters, if this gets out of control and goes on a bashing war (I doubt it), close the topic XD
Have you ever been searching through the internet and came across some stupid band names? I sure have! Here are the best ones I've found!
Most of these are heavy metal bands too. Man, metalheads are nuts I tell ya!
Satan's Penguins - LMAO! This band is great! Not only do they got a silly name, but they try to act all 'satanic' and sing about doom penguins...hahaha
The Pillows - Good band, but man...what a silly name for a jrock group! xD
mind.in.a.box - Actually I think that sounds cute...but nevertheless still wacky!
Thing-In-Itself - Again, cute...but wacky.
Bloodfarts - Funny, but so gross!
Grandma's Vomit - ...are you serious? xD
Fallout Boy - Another dumb name. Sounds like something a bunch of teeny-wannabes made up to be cool. Eeeeew! Embarassing!
Satan's Almighty Penis - Good lord. You can't take a band with this kind of name seriously!
First if all, DO not make fun of of band names because you don't like the music itself. This is about dumb names people!
Know a band with a funny or dumb name? Post it here!
"Everyday is Halloween" - Ministry
"Man is free, yet everywhere he is in chains"- Rousseau
Posted: Apr 15, 2006 4:17 pm
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Posted: Apr 15, 2006 4:32 pm
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Lol...yeah. 'The Killers' does sound pretty lame, like they're trying to be hardcore or something xD
It reminds me of the band my sister used to be in - 'The Savages'
"Everyday is Halloween" - Ministry
"Man is free, yet everywhere he is in chains"- Rousseau
Posted: Apr 15, 2006 9:56 pm
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When all soldiers lay their weapons down, Or when all kings and the queens relinquish their crown, Or when the only true Messiah rescues us from ourselves, It's easy to imagine, There will be sorrow no more
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Posted: Apr 15, 2006 10:39 pm
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I'd say the majority of mainstream artists/bands (like as you said, with rappers and boy bands) have very stupid names. Take Sum 41 for example, seriously...how generic can it get?
Yeah..I cracked up pretty hard at those names I found them too
EDIT
oh heres a few new ones! And they're funny too!:
Yeah Yeah Yeahs -
Copyright - Folks, this is bound to confuse someone!
Butthole Surfers- Ummmmm...
Male or Female - It's so dumb, it has left me speechless.. o.o;;
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"Everyday is Halloween" - Ministry
"Man is free, yet everywhere he is in chains"- Rousseau
Posted: Apr 16, 2006 12:29 pm
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man, theres alot.
Panic at the Disco- I'm not panicing....
Green Day- Duh.... I thought it was red.
Thrice- Is that all you could think of?
SlipKnot- I like tying knots too.
AC/DC- Look it up in the dictionary *cough*bisexual*cough*
Mud Vayne- Take a shower.
Bare Naked Ladies- You homo's
I've got more. I'll post those later

Posted: Apr 17, 2006 8:22 am
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Does anybody remember the '80's or the '90's? You can think of many dumb/lame names there! I'll just name a few:
Dead or Alive, Bananarama, Right Said Fred, New Kids on the Block.... talk about really lame names!!
Posted: Apr 17, 2006 8:44 am
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Posted: Apr 17, 2006 6:57 pm
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Wow. Azzy those names are hysterical! xD I think my favorite is Satan's Penguins. And The Pillows is a really weird name, but they're one of my favorite J-Rock bands, without a doubt!
I have to agree with everyone who said that it's usually the boy bands and the rappers that come up with some weird names. But I think the weirdest band name I've ever heard is Fuzzy Clean and the Fizz. They're a local band here in Girard, Ohio. I understand that they play rock of some sort, but I've never actually heard them play, myself. But seriously, what a weird name.
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Posted: May 1, 2006 3:31 am
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O.K.So I was surfing this Lyrics site and oh my god what names I`ve found!
Behold,the crazieness of musicians:
Camper Van Beethoven -ummm...
O...K....*backs away slowly*Maybe he liked camping?
Captain Beefheart -The newest superhero in the sky has appeared...
How stupid can you get?
Cash Money Millionaries -look what capitalism did to music!!!!
Cat Power - sure....whatever....Like oldladies with a house full of of cats are saying that to whole world!
Cheap Sex - no that`s sounded like an advertisement...Really,that`s not a name for a band...
Especially if there are any girls in the band...It`s a public suicide!
Choking victim - ummm...*backs away slowly*Sound mantally normal to me*whistles and walks away*
Closet monster - that`s for children only
Clit 45 - ummm...O.o no comments...O.o
Cockney rejects - nevermind....
Cocoa Brovaz - don`t you just wanna hear them?
Color Me Badd - do you insist?Honestly.....
Coo Coo Cal -now that`s what I`m talking about!A baby wrote their name!
Rock On!
Corky & The Juice Pigs -
*falls from her chair*
Cowboy Junkies - you give a sauce with it?
Crash Test Dummies - riiiiiiight......
Creedence Clearwater Revival - they`re mantally normal...Really!
Creeper lagoon - o.....kay....Have fun!
Bacon Brothers, Bad brains, Bad Company, Bad astronaut, Bad English, Bad Examples,
Badless,Badlees(see difference?
) Bang Gang
, Baby Beesh, Beatstakes
(they like food,don`t ya think so? ), Belly(wtf?
), Big Brother The Holding Company ( capitalism again
) , Birthday Party (wtf?), Boogie Down Productions,
Boy Hits Car
Boy sets fire
Boys Night out
Boyz N Da Hood
Boyz N Girlz United
OMG!!!
Buzzcocks - ummm......
I`ll write more for sure!This is awesome!!!!
There is no way to happiness.Happiness is the way.
~*~Thich Nhat Hanh~*~
Posted: May 1, 2006 9:37 am
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