Forum Ranks. What should they be?

I've been thinking it might be cool if the site had some sort of ranking system. You would see the person's rank in their profile, next to their forum posts, and possibly next to their review/critique posts. Maybe Newbie up to Helpful Contributer or something. Maybe just five ranks or something. In addition to the ranks based on number of posts, there would be the others such as Banned, Moderator, and Administrator (that's me). Any ideas?

Can their be a rank for the red curtain artists too? Like 'Naughty Monkey'

So this would just be a forum ranking from postings? Or for art/writing/mulitmed/ sumbissions? Or...both?! Either way it sounds very cool.

Five ranks...hmmmm

I just said five because I don't want it to get too complicated. it could be seven or four or whatever. I don't think I'll do different ranks for the red curtain.

I like the Naughty Monkey idea... And I also like the idea of ranks. Hmm...names though...