DMoontear

Some interesting tidbits bout myself: I am not pro-life-nor pro choice, I do not follow organized religion, BDSM looks hawt(Ropeplay .), I plan to keep poking holes in my body until I run out of space, I prefer origional art as opposed to fanart. I enjoy rainy summer days and warm autumn eves, my veiws put me into right-wing liberal(but that doesn't mean I follow this label), vampires and men in makeup are hawt imho, Honey mustard is the best invention of all mankind, I am for free internet(as opposed to internet for only gov'nt officals.), and while I might mot like what you say or do, but damn will I stick my thumbs in a sore spot for you to keep your right to say or do it.
So long as you don't eat mez .

The laws of life:

If you Place something to where it belongs - you will look everywhere else first.

If you make a list - You will forget it.

You put out clothing for tomarrow - you will forget one very important peice of clothing.

If you put out clothing for tomarrow, and remeber everything - it will be too warm or too cold to wear what you picked.

I you have thought up an idea, chances are someone - somewhere, has thought of it already, and is working on a patent.

The day you sit down to pamper yourself is the day your phone won't stop ringing.

If your phone does not ring - the power will go out.

If the power does not go out(Or you are doing this during the daytime.), you will run out of your favorite product or razors.

If the power does not go out, the phone does not ring, or you have a backlong of hair-removal products; You will either cut yourself, burn yourself, or get a rash the day for which you are pampering.

If You go to the store for ONE THING, You will get several other things, and forget what you came for.

If you are a crafter - Joann's, Michaels, and ACmoore is your crack. You will acumulate more crafting supplies that you have space or time.

The day you are spread the thinnest, is the day everything goes WRONG.

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