My Degenerate Family - Chapter 1

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My Degenerate Family

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Family.... ahhh, sometimes they be an embarrassment!

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My Degenerate Family

One day uncle Bob got so drunk

He attempted to rodger a skunk

Before running away

It let off some spray

My Aunt said Bob's genitals stunk!

I'm convinced that my brother's a fairy

The way he sashays is quite scary

He adores Chippendales

He has manicured nails

And he insists that we all call him Mary

My Mum is addicted to crack,

Snow, E, weed, acid and smack

We called her a cab

To take her to rehab

One hour later, they brought the bitch back

My Gran's jubblies hang down so low

She doesn't need paddles to row

One Winter, I hear

She removed her brassiere

And left twin boob-tracks in the snow

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