Twas the night before New Year - Chapter 1

‘Twas the night before New Years...

Jen is bored, Jen is going to write this chapter in imitation of the poem a night before Christmas, Jen is referring to herself in the third person...scary

kira often does that so it doesn’t bother her.

LOL. Never let Jen and kira get bored together, you get this:

‘Twas the night before doomsday and all through the honke

   There was a heck of a party at the Sohma main house

The Mabudachi trio was nestled all snug in their bed

Sexually sated from getting’ some head

Ayame in his Chenongsam & I in my kimono...

Had just settled down together when oh no!

out on the lawn there arose such a clatter

I sprang off of Aaya to see what’s the matter

Away to the window I flew like a flash

Tore open the shutter and threw up the sash

The moon on the breast of one sullen Rin

Lit the areas Haru wanted most to dive in

When what to my wandering eye should appear

But Sohma Akito with a 6 pack of beer

And Kagura glomped Kyo all lively & quick

Then Akito yelled “call Hatori I’m gonna be sick!”

Drunken and evil staggering closer she came

and she screeched and she shouted and called them by name...

“Hatori, Yuki, Shigure, and Haru,

“Ayame, Momiji, Kurino, and Ritsu

“Come out on the porch, my young men,” came her call

I am so damn horny I’ll have sex with you all.

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

So out to the front porch the coursers they flew,

With battery operated toys, and some joy jelly too.

And while I was tinkling, I heard on the roof

The prancing and dancing of a red headed youth.

As I drew in my dick, and was turning around,

Down from the roof Kyo came with a bound.

He was stressed in a fury from his head to his toe

And his clothes were all shredded; he lip-synced, “Oh no!”

A voice called his name from the distant roof top,

And he looked then he leapt and ran away nonstop.

Akito’s eyes widened! Her legs parted fast!

Her cheeks were stained red, her breath came in gasps!

Her droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the writhing and moaning, put on quite a show;

Then just as my turn was coming about

the God of the Sohmas gave a whine and passed out;

I knew in the morning I would probably burn,

But I decided it was worth it and went ahead with my turn.

She was warm and wet, and it didn’t take long

Then I went back to bed leaving her out on the lawn.

“Shigure what are you writing!!!”

“Oh that ... I can explain Akito-sama...