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Ebay Song - Chapter 1
Ebay Song
by Keenarnor, Dollmaker
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Published on Jan 26, 2007 10:35 pm / 1 Chapter(s) / 12 Review(s)
Updated on Jan 26, 2007 10:35 pm
I was talking to Dollmaker and we got on the topic of Ebay. I suggested they should have a theme song, so I decided to go ahead and see what would come out. Enjoy everyone ^^ Also, the word "gay" in this song, means stupid. Since people say it that way a lot
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Chapter 1
Chapter 1
Ebay Song
Ebay Song
Ebaaay, don't come here you're gaaaaay!
Cause you know there is something I gotta saaaay!
Come to Ebaaay where you dreams come truuue!
Buy a ball or a wall or a girl named Suuuuuue!
You know if you don't come heeeere you have no liiife!
You might as weeell just kill yourseeelf.
Hey! We can help with that since we sell 20 different kinds of knives!
Oh Ebaaay how we love yooooou.
We'd do anything for you, heck maybe eat our own poo!
Oh Ebaaay you are so greeeeat!
I'd dump my old gf for you, and go out on a date!
Ebaaaay, don't come here you're gaaaaay!
Cause we are open everydaaaay!
If you don't come here, we'll come to your house, and beat you up.
Then we'll force you on the comp
And you will buy our videos on stomp
and our vintage 1991 NFL cups!
Ebaaaay, oh you have everythiiing!
From video games to books on scavenging!
Oh Ebaaay you rock my sooocks!
I can buy Yu-gi-oh from you and clothes worn by jocks!
Oh Ebaaaay this song is getting ooold.
Good thing, you have that special spray for mold!
How we couldn't escape, even if we tried, since
Ebay would surely have us fried. We can't go to Amazon,
or any other site, cause Ebay crushes them with all it's might!
Looks like we're stuck here forever and ever.
Hey look! They are even selling stuff for the bad weather!
