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by lionniagalactica

Libraries: Angst, Dragon Ball Z, Humor, Male/Male - Shounen-Ai, Philosophical, Series

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Every week or so a new topic of discusion. Like Bulma's cooking (Ewww) or is Frezia a girl (Totaly) or even is Cooler a Prick(DUH). Ohh and Hosting switches between my muses.

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Chapter 1, Love

Gohan: Todays topic is...Love. Is it real? Is it fake? Is it all you can take? Love? What everyone secrety desires and what everyone secretly hates.

Vegeta: Love is an overly used word by the human population. I refuse to tell someone I love them when they don't know the true meanning of the word. NONE OF YOU DO! GOHAN IF YOU ASK ME ONE MORE TIME I WILL FUCK YOU INTO THE GROUND AT SSJ3!

Gohan: Do you love me?

Vegeta: THAT'S IT!

Gohan: CRAP! I said that out loud.

Me: Yes you retard. Yes you did. 5 fucking seconds after he told you not to.

Rattiz: I thought he was the smart one.

Bardock: We all did.

King Vegeta: How come he gets to fuck his mate.

Me: It's a free for all King Vegeta, you can fuck your mate too.

Bardock: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU!

King Vegeta: Mmmmm screwing.

Bardock: Meep

Me: *laughing my ass off*

Gohan: *being dragged* *whimper* Help Me Please.

Me: *Still laughing my ass off*

Gohan: Your Chibi needs you!

Me: Kid Broly is here?

Gohan: You didn't.

Me: I replaced you becouse of the incident with my latest robot.

Gohan: HE WAS GROPING ME!

Me: But it was android super 17! *Whine*

Gohan: Just rebuild him.

Me: I'm out of xxx9784 souls becouse your father desided to eat them all.

Goku: Souls yummm...

Me: *Knocking Goku and Rattiz's heads together*

Rattiz: What did I do?

Me: You were the closest.

Rattiz: *Runs of set with newest Space Porn magezine*

Nappa: *Dragging Rattiz back on set*

King Vegeta: *Screwing Bardock*
Bardock: SHIT! FUCK! DAMM! OWWWWWW! CURSE ROYALTY AND THEIR INCURABLE ERGE TO FUCK 3RD CLASSES WITH SPECIAL MIND POWERS!"

Vegeta: *Screwing Gohan*

Gohan: DEAR KAMI HELP ME!

Me: *Laughing my ass off*

Nappa: *Leans over and whispers something you can't hear*

Me: *Nod*

Rattiz and Goku: SHITTTT! RUNNNNN!

Nappa: No! Stay!

Rattiz and Goku: *Look at eachother* HELP US!

Me: *Laughing ass off still*

All Ukes that are here (Gohan, Bardock, Goku, Rattiz): WE HATE YOU LIONNIA GALACTICA!

All Semes that are here (Nappa, King Vegeta, Vegeta): WE LOVE YOU LIONNIA GALACTICA!

Me: HAHAHHAHAHHAH DAMM (Wipes away here laughing tears) You huys can get back to fucking I'm doing the annoncment and going home. 17 darling would you mind?

17: Not at all. This was about love but ended with screwing. Poor Ukes thought they could get an intelegent coversation out of their screwing absested mates.

Semes: dumbasses

Ukes: *whining about soor asses**

 

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