Freyr's Birthday

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fandom: Stargate SG-1
characters: General
prompt: #91 - Birthday (two down, ninety-eight to go...)

Okay, you may not get this one if you're not familiar with Norse mythology. Freyr, being the fertility god of the Vanir (one of the races of Norse Gods,) was said to have an enormous...erm...package, if you get my meaning. Yet, in Stargate SG-1, the Asgard look like the Roswell Grays and have no genitalia whatsoever. Somewhere, in that warped mind of mine, I figured that if the Asgard had birthdays (or clone-days, maybe?,) O'Neill might get him something like this. After all, didn't he say something bad about Freyr's mother in one of the episodes anyway (after the "little gray butts" line?)

Colored pencil and ink on 8.5x11 cardstock. I totally messed up the box - the ink started smearing and I had to cover it up and well, it just kept getting worse and worse...