Under the Tavern

„I can’t believe it!“, the red haired man said.
“I told you. A painted elf. And what a looker.”, his friend with the bald head smiled.
“Where did you get him?!”
“He walked right into the tavern! Showing off like that filthy pointy eared bunch would have any right to do so!” He spit in front of his prisoner. “Had two elf lovers with him but I told them he had left early and quickly and one of those morons actually concluded elf boy would have stolen their property.”
“What property, Cal?”, the red haired asked.
“The coins I stole from their room while those idiots were sleeping.” Cal laughed out loud. “Obviously they didn’t think too high of pointy ears here, did they, my friend?”
The elf just glared at him.
“His eyes are creeping me out. What’s wrong with him?”
“Don’t be such an idiot, Valen! He just plays hard to get. Will lose that attitude once he feels the kiss of the slaver’s whip. As shame, really. I hesitate to sell this beauty at all but I haven’t brought anything in for Kerleg in months and if I’m not careful he’ll send the wolves to my doorstep.”
“Wolves?”, Valen looked confused.
“Sure you never had a brain in there?! Debt collectors, you moron!”
“Been gambling again? I told you that Kerleg cheats.”
“Yes, mother, I know. And now shut up. This fellow here will solve all my problems.”, Cal grinned viciously. “But maybe we should try him out first. See if he is capable to perform. You surely know how to handle a man, don’t you, elf boy?”
“Touch me and you will die…”
“Oh look, it can talk!” Cal laughed hysterically but Valen wasn’t so sure. Something about that elf’s eyes gave him the shivers. Maybe they were making a big mistake.

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Inspired by the poor elves in Dragon Age and Fenris from Dragon Age 2… only a little, he is a bit too tough for Ilay (the elf… another re-design) *lol* Something I haven’t talked with my friend (we're writing together) about but since we didn’t have the chance my ideas just had to get out somehow *g*
Man, those gay relationships (male x male, I didn’t have any lesbian ones… yet *g*) in Dragon Age 2 sure are angsty and dark. I love both *lol*
Tell me what you think ^^