Agh! The curse of the soiled underpants is upon ye! To be rid of it, cut the heads off four chickens, spread the blood from said chickens around your house in a perfect hexagon, dance under the full moon for 16 minutes (no more, no less!) and then sing the "oh please let me have bowel control!" song. While wearing a clown wig. And.. red shoes. And a fake mustache.