That's quite the winning smile he's got! He's a handsome fellow.. he's looks far better than a festering wound on the back of an overgrown slug-beast, I can tell you!
I wouldn't want to be the girl chained to the wall.... Is that a wing on her back that I see, or are my eyes tricking me again? *stabs eyes with pencil* There, that'll teach them.
It is a wing, well spotted! but fear not, I'm not turning into a worthless pansy who draws fairies (never trust a man who draws fairies)... it was the start of a commision for some bird to illustrate her book so I had to put wings on... made me sick to do it... *spits out bile* Cheers though Kustard!!
Never trust a man who draws fairies! I'll be sure to take your advice. I don't trust them anyways... there's just something too happy about them. Happy people are annoying, they make the rest of us look sad.
How did you become such an expert on fairy drawers? Did you spend hours and hours stalking said people and finding out every itsy bitsy tidbit of bad information you could on them? Because if so, sounds like fun!
Book illustrating, eh? Cool stuff, Andopholus!