Comment 12346

Parent Comment

Aug 16, 2005, 1:27:40 AM UTC
Well, I could always just abandon him by the canal if I couldn't be bothered looking after him anymore... a victimless crime... apart from him obviously... Damn my lack of conscience!

Comment ID 12346

[Art] Familiar Knight
Aug 16, 2005, 9:29:44 AM UTC on [Art] Familiar Knight
Oh that is so evil! Poor little knight...all alone and unloved. Bad Andy! Bad! Damn your stubborn ways!

Replies

  • Aug 17, 2005, 3:35:00 AM UTC
    Don't worry, I'll brake his legs before letting him go... he won't suffer for long.
    • Aug 17, 2005, 9:02:24 AM UTC
      Well then it seems you do have a conscience after all. At least you are being merciful. Besides, now instead of walking around in a drunken stupor, he will have to crawl around screaming, "my legs! My legs!" What a cruel world for this knight.
      • Aug 18, 2005, 12:42:21 AM UTC
        Don't worry, the rats will finish him off within a few hours.
        • Aug 18, 2005, 8:34:31 AM UTC
          Hmmm...I can only imagine what his obituary will say..."Knight suffers from severely broken legs and gets eaten by rats whilst crawling for help." Poor, poor Knight. He really is unfortunate. Nono, don't laugh...let's all take a moment of silence......

          There. Now My conscience is clear once again. Oh look...rats...