He will try to kill me brutally. However, he made one fatal mistake. He is Japanese, and will thus succumb to my random, badly-explained tentacle monster.
Phallic... Yes, phallic... Ninja sword is phallic. Japanese tentacle beast is phallic... One fights the other. Coincidence? I think not. I believe we have unraveled a truth; Japanese culture is a giant throbbing metaphor for touching penises together. My god...
My god...