He will try to kill me brutally. However, he made one fatal mistake. He is Japanese, and will thus succumb to my random, badly-explained tentacle monster.
Phallic... Yes, phallic... Ninja sword is phallic. Japanese tentacle beast is phallic... One fights the other. Coincidence? I think not. I believe we have unraveled a truth; Japanese culture is a giant throbbing metaphor for touching penises together. My god...
![[Art] Stealthy Ninja](https://storage.googleapis.com/paperdemon-prod-la/submissions/thumbs/art_img_thumb_4813_a6e61e840afb9bdc850a3f57de0e7bdb5ec06fd655b4f.jpg)
*dies laughing* Those tentacles are not phallic at all...
My god...