So I've spent the last hour or so ROFLing about the "Wizard Swears" episode of Potter Puppet Pals on YouTube.  It's seriously funny.  "Son of a Banshee!" "Swish and Flickerer!" "Dementor Buggerer!" "Your grandmother's a Blast-Ended Skank!" "Leprechaun Taint!" "Unicorn Toes!" "YOUR MOTHER IS A *bleeeeeeeeeeeeep* HIPPOPOTAMUS *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* REPUBLICAN *bleeeeeeep* DANIEL RADCLIFFE *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* SOUP *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* A CASTLE FAR, FAR AWAY *beeeep* A BUCKET OF *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* MICKEY MOUSE *beeeep* AND A STICK OF DYNAMITE *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*!!!!"  Wow, that is HILARIOUS.  I love Potter Puppet pals.

I have had new inspiration.

So this is my lik 3rd blog.  I have one on Xanga and one on MySpace.  So yep, this is Blog the Third.

So where do I start?  Well, not with my name, though my bestie Jereth Nian knows it (but he's my bestie, and we go to school together, so of course he would know it).  And certainly not with my location, which is somehwere in North Carolina but if I post anything else about it people will stalk me.  If they can ever figure out exactly where my town/county is.  So... sans des adieu, l'information de moi!

Sex: Errr, no thanks, not anytime soon.  Wait a minute- *re-reads cue card more carefully*  Ah, you're asking my.... oh.  Sorry.  Female.

Age: 16 (as of today!  *dances*)

Grade/Year in School: 10th

Religion: Vendredi.  Or, alternatively, atheism, pantheism, and Theravada Buddhism.

Do I play any instruments?: Flute.

Languages I know: English (duh) and soem French.

What my PD name means: Friday Pirate.  I came up with my  religion on a Friday in French class (hence Vendredi). And pirates... well, pirates are cool.

How long I have been writing: since the tender age of 8 or 9.  Well in the sense of making up stories, 4.  In the sense of actually learning to write, 4.  In the sense of actually writing the stories, probably 8 or 9.

First story: "The Girl", which was about this girl named Hannah Rivers.  It was a trilogy of very short stories (think like 2 or 3 chapters each and each chapter was about half a page typed) and it had no plot whatsoever.

Current stories:  God, I HATE coming up with 5 gazillion stories at once!  I have Romey and Julian (think high-school controversy version of Romeo and Juliet... ew, romance, what is wrong with me?), One Year Ago (takes place in the same school as Romey and Julian, but from the point of view of Caroline Goode, whose twin sister got kicked out), Untitled (the story's title realyl is Untitled, it is about a girl named Rhiannon who has no self esteem whatsoever) and then various fantasy stories I haven't really written much of yet except Eighth Generation.  Oh, and a play currently called O Little Town of Carleville.

so... c'est moi.  I'll post later.