Comediac Opinions - Chapter 1

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Comediac Opinions

by lionniagalactica

Libraries: Alternate Universe, Dragon Ball Z, Humor, Male/Male - Yaoi

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My muses (Vegeta, 11 year old Gohan, Broly, and Twunksie), Extra's (Nappa, Rattiz, Goku), and a Guest Star Ranging from Chichi to Frezia. Have hillarious conversations and break out in brawls. Oh yeah and half the time the Saiyins are stone cold drunk. AS QUEEN OF THE C.A.B.A.B.A I COMMAND YOU TO READ. Gohan: BITCH! Me: *Slap*

Frezia: WHERE AM I?!

Me: Your on the show... Comediac Opinions!

Gohan: Really first person you pick is Frezia. What about Buu, or 17, or even the Spice brothers.

Me:Gohan! I am incarge here so shut up or I'll have Vegeta fuck you on live T.V.

Vegeta: Too late.

Rattiz: Ummmm.... Princess?

Me: *Ignoring Rattiz*

Rattiz: PRINCESS LIONNIA GALACTIC?!

Me: Rattiz *slap* I! AM! NOT! A! PRINCESS! *kicks his ass* Now what did you want.

Rattiz: *Cowering* Can I run away from Nappa?

Me: Knock yourself out.

Frezia: Why am I here?

Me: Becouse we needed a guest star. GOHAN!

Gohan: Yes?

Me: What is todays topic?

Gohan: Ummmm... Is Frezia the one who made Vegeta a pedophle?

Me: Okkkaayyyy! My muses are all Gay Bitches arn't they?

Pan: Yes.

Trunks: I AM NOT A BITCH!

Me: Fine half are Gay Bitches and Half are Pricks.

Trunks: I AM NOT A MAN WHORE!

Me: Yes you are. *slap* Don't argue with me.

Trunks: Fine, I think it was Frezia.

Frezia: Disagree, Molesting the monkey would not turn him into a pedophle.

Me: How old?

Frezia: 6 first last just before he left for the planet before Earth.

Me: *Hugs Vegeta* here *gives him a HUGE cake*

Vegeta: Thank you.

Goku: FREZIA IS A GIRL!

Me: thanks for pointing out the obvious.

Frezia: I AM A PRINCE I AM NOT A GIRL!

Vegeta: Yummy Cake.

Me: *Pets Vegeta* Good Saiyin, eat your cake.

Goten: Agree

Nappa: Disagree

Rattiz: Agree

Vegeta: Yum

Gohan: Disagree, It's becouse he's crazy.

Me: Agree *beats up Gohan and Nappa* He did *beats up Frezia* STAY AWAY FROM MY BADASS!

Vegeta: Done *Rips of Gohan's clothes and Rapes him on set.*

Gohan: My ass hurts.

Me: Your the one who said he was crazy.

Gohan: WAHHHHWAHHHHWAHHHHWHAHWAHWAHWHHHHWAHHHWAHH-

Me: SHUT UP!

Gohan: *Sniffel*

Rattiz: *panting* Agree

Nappa: Yeah! *butt rapes Rattiz*

Goku: What does molest mean? What does pedophile mean?

Me: Molest: abuse somebody sexually: to force unwanted sexual attentions on somebody, especially a child or physically weaker adult. Pedophile: an adult who is sexually attracted to young children.

Gohan: Did you get that of the internet?

Me: Yes.

Gohan: Vegeta molest me and is a pedophile?

Me: Pretty much.

Gohan: AND YOU GIVE HIM CAKE?!

Me: Got a problem with that, Bitch?

Gohan: No

Me: Good boy.

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