When Demons Are Bored...
Libraries: Poetry and Song Lyrics
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Y'know, I was REALLY bored when I did this... so it might not be as funny as I think... But you should read it anyway ^.^
When Demons are bored…
…All Hell breaks lose…
I sat next to Dakota and Jadon in The Arts 101 class, nearly dying of boredom from the lack of entertainment. The teacher, a man called Lucifer Benedict (I swear to God, he must've changed his name or something. Lucifer Benedict? That's not a Demon name!) was rambling on and on about one of my favorite artists, Claude Monet. Unfortunately, I'm not someone who enjoys hearing an entire period's worth of history on just one guy. This class, though based on one of my favorite artists, was about to kill me.
In the middle of the lesson, Mr. Benedict (God, I hate that name) stopped his lecture and said, “Excuse me for a moment, class. I will be back shortly.” He exited the classroom quickly, closing the door behind him. My classmates and I looked at each other and heaved a sigh of relief.
Then Jadon stood on top of his desk and shouted, “I feel like singing!!!” I stood up next to him and said, “So do I!” “Hey me too!” Brian laughed. “And me!” Dakota and Alex chorused. The rest of the class shouted their agreement.
Jadon started singing first. “I've become so numb, I can't feel you there! I've become so tired, so much more a-” I pushed him off the desk and sang, “Hurry, hurry, hurry! Buy my rice and curry! Buy one for two! Special time for you! Hurry, hurry, hur-”
Jadon reached up, grabbed my ankles, and threw me off the desk as Brian started singing, “What is love?! Baby don't hurt me-” He was rudely cut off when my flight path caused me to ram into him.
Fathia, Rena, and Haylee started singing, “Hey, little bumblebee! I know what you want from me!” “You suck!” I yelled, piling off of Brian. “Roses are red, and Violets are blue! Honey sweet but not as sweet as you,” Friday yelped. “I've got cabin fever!” someone in the back screamed. “I'm in a store, and I'm singing!” Alex yelled. “I love my sitar, I love my sitar! I take my sitar, wherever I go! Oh A-oh!” Damion said, jamming on an air guitar. “We are goin' on a safari! See the lions from my Ferrari! Hope we do not get the Malari! It's safari time!” I sang with Dakota.
“Chocolate!” Salina yelled. “Choco, Choco!” I yelled. “Chocolate!” Damien yelled. “Choco, Choco!” Amanda sang. “I'm really happy, `cause there's only one of me!” Natsu yelled, “Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy that people are jealous of me! When I'm sad and-” I threw a book at his head and screamed, “How could this happen to me?! I made my mistake! Nowhere to run! Night goes on as I'm fading away!” “Oh, ee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walawala bing bang! Oo, ee, oo ah ah, ting tang walawala bing baaang!” Nick screamed with Max, Angel, and Adam.
“Watch out!” Salina yelled from the door, “It's the teach!” Immediately, we gathered up the papers strewn all over the floor and rushed to our seats. Moments later, Mr. Benedict came in and said, “Ah, well behaved as usual. I'm so proud of you all.” I looked at Jadon and Dakota and snickered. This Einstein has no idea what happened, I realized, What an idiot.
The songs, in order, were:
“Numb” by Linkin Park
“Rice and Curry” by Dr. Bombay
“What Is Love” by… uhm… someone…
“Bumblebee” from DDR
“Roses are Red” by Aqua
“Cabin Fever” from Muppets Treasure Island
Some random dialogue from Elf
“My Sitar” by Dr. Bombay
“Safari Time” by Dr Bombay
“Chocolate (Choco Choco)” by Soul Control
“Happy Song” by… someone…
“How Could This Happen To Me?” by Simple Plan
“Witch Doctor” by Dr. Demento
Disclaimer: This Songfic is in no way affiliated with the artists or movies used here. THIS WAS ONLY MADE FOR FUN, PPLZ!
All characters belong to me, Cursed Demoness (aka Caroline Clemons). As always, theft of my characters w/o my permission will result in me, Dad and Grandpa coming after you with bloodhounds. ^.^
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