Someone give that girl a scarf, she's bloody freezing out there! Look her nipples are poking out... no they're not... it's a smudge on my monitor screen. Curses.
Nipples? Have you ever thought about how funny that word is? Ah yes, she's very cold.... she is wearing a cloak though. That should keep her tootsies warm. Why would a scarf help her nipples? She's not some freaky alien freak with neck boobs.
I don't know what my top 20 words of all time are.... I'm sure that nipples isn't on there, though. I think that flatulence is, and muffin.... but I'm not sure what else.
That sentence made no sense. *smacks Andy round the face for a couple minutes* Baboon!
Good thing I've built up an immunity to hot coffe in the eyes... otherwise I might have to write some clever response, ie "AAHG my eyes are burning! AHG AHG AHG!"
Whirling dervish, eh? *ducks Andy's insanely strenuous and hyper slapping* Bad Guestie! *brandishes a piece of corn on the cob* Aha, you're in for it now!! *starts thwacking*
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Don't women have norks on their necks? That'll teach me to watch german pornography! Swine!
That sentence made no sense. *smacks Andy round the face for a couple minutes* Baboon!
Whirling dervish, eh? *ducks Andy's insanely strenuous and hyper slapping* Bad Guestie! *brandishes a piece of corn on the cob* Aha, you're in for it now!! *starts thwacking*