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Nono luv... that isn't what cooties are. Cooties are those pesky invisible girl germs. That is why all the little boys run away from us when we are young. Besides, I would still marry you even if you had lice. I so wanted to inherit lice from you. Dagnabbit. <--- Smooth huh? I am so suave. It is the comb-over. As for those darn teachers... oy... that is another matter all together. They once tried to tell me that elephants never forget. Ha! I am not so naive to their ways. They never did tell me what it is exactly that elephants never forget. And how exactly would they know if elephants never forget? I don't know about you, but my elephant speaking skills are a tad rusty. Well anyways, here's to lice dahling. <--- I am going for the really thick British accent there. I am so good. 
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Fear not, on our wedding night you can have all the lice you want... They'll make a brand new home in your martian moonscape hair and you'll never be alone again! Lucky girl! A night of passion amidst the insect covered sheets! Just how you pictured your wedding night I'm sure...
I always thought that about elephants... if they're so brainy why do they let birds sit on their heads picking away at them... If a bird sat on my head and starting noshing away and i had a hosepipe stuck to my face it wouldn't take long to smash the little flying freak over the garden fence... Idiots! Big grey idiots!
I always thought that about elephants... if they're so brainy why do they let birds sit on their heads picking away at them... If a bird sat on my head and starting noshing away and i had a hosepipe stuck to my face it wouldn't take long to smash the little flying freak over the garden fence... Idiots! Big grey idiots!
As for those crazy elephants, I think they have lost more than we have, my dear. I wish I had a big hosepipe stuck to my face. >_< Okay,well there really isn't any way for me to say that without it sounding dirty. But it would have come in handy a couple years ago. I was on a merry ole walk and all of a sudden a bird started to dive-bomb at my head! I think it wanted to peck my eyeses out! Damn birds anyhow. But someone once told me that elephants don't ever forget their clothes because they have such large trunks. Yes, believe it or not, there are people out there whom are cornier than I. Oh that was impeccable use of grammar there. I deserve a cookie for that.