Cherry Popping.... It's in his job description. Clause 3, article seven. Right after, inducing rapid heart rates, dirty thoughts, contemplation of infidelity and involuntary swooning.
I have a picture of Bowie in a Speedo... trust me there's a reason he wasn't worried about tight pants. He's packing serious HEAT. Hell if you watch the movie the Man who Fell to Earth, Bowie is in that full frontal nudity. He had NOTHING to worry about and everything to show off.
![[Art] Too Sexy for My Shirt...](https://storage.googleapis.com/paperdemon-prod-la/submissions/thumbs/art_img_thumb_27114_ffaa6973b61934541cf916fcbf8b5d555ebd9ec590155.jpg)
Ah- Jareth... My fantasy virginity gone in an instant....
*nose bleeds*
I have a movie to hunt down...