The Meany Of The Lamp: Chapter 1

The Meany Of The Lamp

I'll tell you the tale of a girl called Gail
Who bought an old lamp at a garage sale
She took it home and gave it a clean
And out popped a meany, looking real mean

"Who dares disturb my rest?" yelled he
"Oh well, at least this mean's I'm free.
For a thousand years I've been in that lamp
I've never endured such a terrible cramp!

For setting me loose, I'll do you a favour."
Then the meany took from his pocket and gave her
Three bugs, which is all you get from the meanies
You only get given three wishes from genies