A D&D Poem: Chapter 1

A D&D Poem

 

 

I’ve always wanted to try this game

 

Though people think it’s really lame.

 

I think it’d be really funny

 

Making everyone lose their money.

 

But my parents think its evil

 

Betcha because it’s Medieval.

 

I always wanted to use those 20 sided dice

 

In my basement that’s full of mice.

 

If I could I’d be the mage

 

Since he always takes the center stage.

 

I guess I’ll never get to play this RPG

 

Maybe I won’t because of me.