The new religion: Good and Bad

A man was trying to purify people and one day to met a goddess how had a dark side so he tried to purify her

 

 

Goddess:  You know it is polite to ask if someone wants to be purify witch will make them lose there dark side and no sorry, I don't want to lose my dark side because I need to be 50% good and 50% dark.

 

 

Man:  who told you that?

 

 

Goddess:  Myself.

 

 

Man: We are very limited in knowledge.

 

 

Goddess:  Well to me we are born half good and half dark but a lot of people lose there dark side.

 

 

Man: We are originally all good, but when we come in contact we the material energy we become crazy and we belong in the spiritual world.

 

 

Goddess:  No we are half and half. We are born yin yang.

 

 

Man: You must get your knowledge from God or Gods devotees to get real knowledge but. Hare Krishna! And take care.

 

 

Goddess:  I am my own goddess and knowing we are born half good and half bad is my real knowledge.

 

 

Man: You are very confused. Hare Krishna.

 

 

Goddess: I am not confused I follow my own rules in life and to me like I said we are born half good and half bad and you know why I say that, because we need opposites, like good and bad light and dark one can not live with out the other so unless you think about what I say you are the one confused.

 

 

Man: Sorry, you are in great illusion.

 

 

Goddess: I know illusion from reality and I see it is you who is in great illusion, look around you and see where the light can’t get to, and you'll see dark, now do you see that good needs bad or it is nothing.

 

 

The man ran off but still tried to purify people and the goddess just smiled and said

 

 

Goddess: Man you will only purify other peoples hearts if they want to be all good but if not let them be because God does not want all as his followers if he feels they do not wish to follow him