The Invisible Man Chronicles Part 1: The Intro to the story...

I, the damsel is distress, is annoyed by an Invisible Man. With his two friends/cohorts...Phil Collins and Delara....they love to plan mischief together.

Yes...the singer and the third cousin of US President Nixon.

Now...they keep annoying me to no end...especially Invisible Man. Once again, I keep telling him to go away off but he is still THERE. MOCKING ME.
And it doesn't help that Phil Collins and Delara always back him up.

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Invisible Man: Hi! I'm the Invisible Man! Miss keeps telling me to go away but I WON'T! HAHA! NOW TO BANG MY SPOONS!

Me: JESUS CHRIST, STOP THAT! MY EARS! SO.....ANNOYING...

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I must...deal with this everyday...especially when he bangs and clangs his spoons....

It is very aggravating...and his two friends do not help at all...
Phil Collins is a creepy furry in denial....and Delara...? She is still a mystery to me...
An enigma, if you will...

But...I will be saved...yes...by...another Invisible Man...yes...
One I would not tell to go away...

We met just once and...we grew very close...

Like the annoying Invisible Man, he looks like him. Only...with a blue top hat and a yellow lining to it.

The annoying invisible man? Red and white top hat.

So...you ready to hear the tale? The tale of my adventures with the annoying Invisible Man and his friends? And maybe various other Invisible people?

Yes. I think you are. Indeed. You really are.
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~Miss the Damsel in Distress