Not all it's cracked up to be: Not all it's cracked up to be

A/N: A short oneshot i couldn't get out of my head after a comment from a friend of mine about the unrealistc sex descriptions in fanfiction and doujinshi. Unbetaed... really should get myself one of those one of these days.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor any of the characters and I do not make any money from this. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.

 

 

Naruto and Gaara lay sweaty and naked on the bed next to each other, trying to catch their breaths. Gaara had a contemplative look on his face while Naruto just looked disappointed and a tad confused.

 

“So, you think we did it wrong?” the blond finally said after a few minutes of silence.

 

“I don’t know. We both came so we couldn’t have done it totally wrong.” Gaara said, looking over at his bedmate for confirmation. “Right?”

 

“Right.” Naruto said, staring up at the ceiling. “But if we did it right, then way did it… you know…” he trailed off.

 

“Suck?” Gaara finished for him.

 

“I wouldn’t say it sucked. It just… wasn’t what I’d expected, you know.” The blond mumbled, scooting up to lean against the headboard. “I’m starting to think I don’t have a prostate. I mean, where was the mind numbing pleasure?”

 

Gaara nodded absently as he listened to his friend. Sure it’d felt good having his cock up the other’s ass but it wasn’t that amazing. And topping was a lot of work, damn it. He’d ended up just sucking Naruto off to get him to cum. Teenager or not, you could only go on for so long on one stiffy.

 

Naruto made a face and a disgusted look spread over his tanned features. “At least they got something right.” He said, reaching over the side of the bed and snatching the first piece of clothing he could find.

 

“This really is messy.” He said, wiping away some of the cum that had oozed out of his ass and down the inside of his thighs. “God, I need a shower. This is disgusting.”

 

Raising a non-existent eyebrow, Gaara watched his first friend crawl out of bed and walk into the bathroom. When the door closed behind the blond he let a small smirk cross his lips. They got the part about it being hot watching that cum dribble out of your ass right too. He thought as he stretched out on the bed, listening to the blond curse and in the bathroom for a few minutes before the door swung open to reveal a disgruntled looking Naruto.

 

“Seriously, how the hell do you get this stuff out? He asked as a blush spread over his cheeks. At the image of a dripping wet and fully naked Naruto Gaara felt his cock twitch to life again.

 

“I don’t know.” The shorter teenager said, a hungry look in his eyes. “Wanna try getting it out with my cock?” he leered at the blond and started to rise from the bed. Naruto’s blush deepened but his cock jerked happily at the prospect of having Gaara fuck him again.

 

“Fine.” he said and walked back into the bathroom. “But you are not cumming in my ass this time.” He shot over his shoulder before he heard the door close and a pair of pale arms encircled his waist.

 

“I can live with that.” Gaara whispered against a tanned neck as his lips kissed and nibbled their way up to a strong jaw.

 

“Shit.” The blond panted out as his cock turned rock hard in seconds. “I’m never taking sex advice from doujinshis or fanfiction ever again.”

 

“I wouldn’t say it’s all bad.” Gaara breathed, watching the head of his cock disappear between tanned ass cheeks.

 

“Whatever. Just move” Naruto said between clenched teeth. “Next time I’m topping.”

 

 

A/N: Thanks for reading. Please R&R