Jaws 9/11

JAWS 9/11: The Ultimate Media Feeding Frenzy
Just when you thought the second tower was secure...

Personally, I think the sharks were armed with nuclear-powered lasers (sharks! with frickin' lasers!!) -- but the mainstream media would have us believe that these were perfectly ordinary sharks that somehow brought down two of the tallest buildings in the world within a single day, when none of the sharks observed that day had previously demonstrated any building-demolishing capabilities whatsoever, and -- most damning -- no steel-frame building in history had ever been demolished solely by sharks... until 9/11.

And what about the giant toothmarks they found in the rubble, huh? Explain that away!

Oh yeah, and WTC7 wasn't even attacked by sharks, but fell down anyway. Seriously, if this wasn't real-life, people would be complaining about how badly-written it was.