Sam plushie noooooo

6. Make your character into a marketable plushie, keychain, mousepad or other convention merch. Duocast idea: show your duocast partner using/wearing your merch. [Contributed by Ando]

I mean, he's not exactly in marketable condition anymore. He's got a lot of wear and tear now, along with some.... modifications. He's seen lots of love, to be sure.