Comment 27956

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Guestie
Mar 24, 2006, 4:09:51 PM UTC
Don't worry, Dung is this seasons 'must have' scent! Spread it all over liberally and watch the men... and dalmations... swoon! Believe me, I've been using pig crap as aftershave for the last year and the results have been astounding!...well, not bad...well, ok... well, a dog sniffed my arse once.... breifly... not a bad year all round!

Comment ID 27956

[Art] F.E.A.R. for Brethesen
MissezNoll
Mar 25, 2006, 10:01:19 AM UTC on [Art] F.E.A.R. for Brethesen
So you have the men lining up then? I mean using that swine poo must be pretty hot Andy. Wink Just wait until you get the guys sniffing your arse. it is a whole new sensation entirely. XD

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  • Guestie
    Mar 26, 2006, 1:07:32 AM UTC
    Men? I hope not... I thought they were just lining up for the bus... Nope, the manure scent works excellentlly well on the girls as well... but then, as a girl, you know that! Breathe it in baby!! try not to swoon too heavily...
    • MissezNoll
      Mar 26, 2006, 9:22:25 AM UTC
      Oh man, Andy, I am really trying not to completely ravish you right now. You know I can't get over that scent. Nothing beats the smell of animal shite in the morning. Especially mixed with manly sweat. Wink Oh I am so switched on now. You stud you. *hugs*
      • Guestie
        Apr 2, 2006, 9:41:45 AM UTC
        I get that a lot.... just hold your nose and try not to inhale the rugged, dung ridden stench... it's the only way for women to control themselves...