There's no way to answer that so I'm not gonna bother... so this is me not answering your comment, so I'd better not start writing... even though I have... Hmmm... this seems to be contagious... just like the leprosy i recently picked up... whoops, there goes another finger, it's getting increasingly difficult to type now with a thumb, a stump and my nose... plus I keep snotting all over the keyboard...
Hmm... well Andy my dear, it appears that you are only half the man you used to be. And don't forget your lice infestation as well. And perhaps that is why your computer attacked you... because you are getting snot all over it. Bloody hell, someone get this poor chap a tissue! I tend to drool and spit all over my keyboard. Just thought you'd sleep better knowing that luv. Mwah mwah mwah! Oh now I just made out with you. Geez... I told you I am shameless. I should have saved some for the wedding night. Ah well. As for your girl here, uh, I don't think her boobs are real Andy. Just a thought.
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