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Oh that is exactly the type of wedding night every girl dreams about when she is young. 
I am such a lucky girl aren't I?
As for those crazy elephants, I think they have lost more than we have, my dear. I wish I had a big hosepipe stuck to my face. >_< Okay,well there really isn't any way for me to say that without it sounding dirty. But it would have come in handy a couple years ago. I was on a merry ole walk and all of a sudden a bird started to dive-bomb at my head! I think it wanted to peck my eyeses out! Damn birds anyhow. But someone once told me that elephants don't ever forget their clothes because they have such large trunks. Yes, believe it or not, there are people out there whom are cornier than I. Oh that was impeccable use of grammar there. I deserve a cookie for that.
I am such a lucky girl aren't I? As for those crazy elephants, I think they have lost more than we have, my dear. I wish I had a big hosepipe stuck to my face. >_< Okay,well there really isn't any way for me to say that without it sounding dirty. But it would have come in handy a couple years ago. I was on a merry ole walk and all of a sudden a bird started to dive-bomb at my head! I think it wanted to peck my eyeses out! Damn birds anyhow. But someone once told me that elephants don't ever forget their clothes because they have such large trunks. Yes, believe it or not, there are people out there whom are cornier than I. Oh that was impeccable use of grammar there. I deserve a cookie for that.
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still... at least you got your moneys worth out of that years christmas cracker eh?.... I think thats one of my moms favourite jokes actually... bloody hell, you're in trouble.
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