Well then it seems you do have a conscience after all. At least you are being merciful. Besides, now instead of walking around in a drunken stupor, he will have to crawl around screaming, "my legs! My legs!" What a cruel world for this knight.
Hmmm...I can only imagine what his obituary will say..."Knight suffers from severely broken legs and gets eaten by rats whilst crawling for help." Poor, poor Knight. He really is unfortunate. Nono, don't laugh...let's all take a moment of silence......
There. Now My conscience is clear once again. Oh look...rats...
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There. Now My conscience is clear once again. Oh look...rats...