Comment 12451
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Well then you should only have one eye to keep closed while you are in the toilet. That is fortunate, neh? Though I can't imagine why that fork was so close to your eye...ah well...you really must learn to be careful...I think maybe your house and utensils are just out to get you...
Comment ID 12451
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Tis true, i do get to have one eye closed whilst toileted up, but the other eye has been cruelly stapled open... so not only can I see but also now have no depth perception! Oh cruel world!
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MissezNoll 'Tis a cruel world indeed. And apparently, someone has stapled your tongue to your chin as well. What happens when the bugs fly in there?Guestie Don't worry, the foul breath kills all flies long before they get anywhere near the mouth...MissezNoll Oh my...well thank heavens for rancid morning breath...