Comment 12347

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Guestie
Aug 16, 2005, 1:32:42 AM UTC
I'm not sure... I stuck a fork in my eye last night and it's playing merry hell with my vision... I really must learn how to eat properly.

Comment ID 12347

[Art] LadyAnime79 and Stealth Nerd
MissezNoll
Aug 16, 2005, 9:32:22 AM UTC on [Art] LadyAnime79 and Stealth Nerd
Well then you should only have one eye to keep closed while you are in the toilet. That is fortunate, neh? Though I can't imagine why that fork was so close to your eye...ah well...you really must learn to be careful...I think maybe your house and utensils are just out to get you...

Replies

  • Guestie
    Aug 17, 2005, 3:37:58 AM UTC
    Tis true, i do get to have one eye closed whilst toileted up, but the other eye has been cruelly stapled open... so not only can I see but also now have no depth perception! Oh cruel world!
    • MissezNoll
      Aug 17, 2005, 7:33:33 PM UTC
      'Tis a cruel world indeed. And apparently, someone has stapled your tongue to your chin as well. What happens when the bugs fly in there?
      • Guestie
        Aug 18, 2005, 12:39:31 AM UTC
        Don't worry, the foul breath kills all flies long before they get anywhere near the mouth...
        • MissezNoll
          Aug 18, 2005, 8:35:28 AM UTC
          Oh my...well thank heavens for rancid morning breath... Wink