Comment 12315
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What? You mean my shirt isn't yellow? I couldn't really see because my retinas are scorched from that bright hair of mine. What about my shoes? Do those at least match? Anyway, I wouldn't be going to a dress party silly. I am wearing pants. Ah, well. All's fair in love and hair dye...
Comment ID 12315
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I'm not sure... I stuck a fork in my eye last night and it's playing merry hell with my vision... I really must learn how to eat properly.
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MissezNoll Well then you should only have one eye to keep closed while you are in the toilet. That is fortunate, neh? Though I can't imagine why that fork was so close to your eye...ah well...you really must learn to be careful...I think maybe your house and utensils are just out to get you...Guestie Tis true, i do get to have one eye closed whilst toileted up, but the other eye has been cruelly stapled open... so not only can I see but also now have no depth perception! Oh cruel world!MissezNoll 'Tis a cruel world indeed. And apparently, someone has stapled your tongue to your chin as well. What happens when the bugs fly in there?Guestie Don't worry, the foul breath kills all flies long before they get anywhere near the mouth...MissezNoll Oh my...well thank heavens for rancid morning breath...