Comment 27773
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watch out... there's a big pile of horse crap down there that you're rolling around in...
Comment ID 27773
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Damn.... I suppose I should have looked before I threw myself on the ground.>_< Bah! This smell will never come out! And now I'll never get a date! Great. Just great Andy! This is all your fault for making me become a spoiled brat. But I still love you. *glomps*
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Guestie Don't worry, Dung is this seasons 'must have' scent! Spread it all over liberally and watch the men... and dalmations... swoon! Believe me, I've been using pig crap as aftershave for the last year and the results have been astounding!...well, not bad...well, ok... well, a dog sniffed my arse once.... breifly... not a bad year all round!MissezNoll So you have the men lining up then? I mean using that swine poo must be pretty hot Andy.
Just wait until you get the guys sniffing your arse. it is a whole new sensation entirely. XDGuestie Men? I hope not... I thought they were just lining up for the bus... Nope, the manure scent works excellentlly well on the girls as well... but then, as a girl, you know that! Breathe it in baby!! try not to swoon too heavily...MissezNoll Oh man, Andy, I am really trying not to completely ravish you right now. You know I can't get over that scent. Nothing beats the smell of animal shite in the morning. Especially mixed with manly sweat. Oh I am so switched on now. You stud you. *hugs*Guestie I get that a lot.... just hold your nose and try not to inhale the rugged, dung ridden stench... it's the only way for women to control themselves...