Hello, comrades on the war against having to use Deviant Art! I just signed up this morning and would like to tell you a few things about myself.
- I am a writer.
- I am an asshole, no wait, just said that one!
- As opinionated and candid as I am, never think I am trying to be mean or I don't like you. I like most people. I still look out for those few I can't stand.
- I mostly read non-fiction, holy texts, and philosophy. I think that it makes me a better and more unique writer. I think it helps to avoid tropes and cliches.
- I am a huge language geek!!! Not just English, though that is definitely my best language, I have studied bits of everything. Would love to see you write in or learn the grammar of your languages!
- I am a martial artist! A pretty decent one too! I use Wushu!
- Despite that rhyme in the last item, I am no longer a poet.
- I love monsters, especially old ones! Djinn are bae.
- You cannot offend me, so speak frankly. I am a big boy.
- I published in high school, but it is not good. If you ask I will link you, but remember it was made free for a reason.
- I am the monster at the back of the bible.
- I will gladly discuss any topic.
- If writing commissions are a real thing, I will so do that thing! It's the green it's the green it's the green I NEEEED!
- I know where you sleep.
- I love making bulleted lists.
- I need to stop hitting enter.
Hit me up!