All Ratchet wants to do is //finally// give Springer a proper medical examine. Unfortunately, it seems fate is on the Wrecker's side... [Comedy, Wheeljack/Ratchet, Transformers G1-verse]

When the mysterious MaryAnne shows up as Dib's girlfriend, a certain Irken finds stalking the perfect way to prove one's affection... [SLASH! ZADR! Foul Language! Gratituous Violence! Death! You know you love it... ]

Dib, upon discovering that his nemesis isn't really a threat to Earth, decides to stop chasing the annoying little alien. But just because he's given up on Zim doesn't mean Zim's given up on him... [Hints ZADR, foul language, some mild violence]

Sunstreaker really needs to learn when to keep his mouth shut... [CRACK PAIRING]

Poor Ratchet. He just had to end up having Wheeljack be the one to give him an annual check-up... [Ratchet/Wheeljack, WAFF]

Zechs' morning routine takes an interesting turn one day...

After watching Fireflight waste his time messing around Slag, Sunstreaker decides it's his duty to show the Aerialbot that he could have things so much better... (CRACK PAIRINGS ahead!)

After getting captured by the Decepticons, Grapple wakes up to find himself in a very, very awkward position...

In an effort to move on, Grapple radios his former lover with a simple request.

[Sequel to "//RUN:amputate.exe", also done for Spring Kink] rnSoundwave is not...pleased with his partner's sudden interest in a certain surgical engineer. (Soundwave/Shockwave)

After capturing the Combaticon, Silverbolt couldn't stop wondering why Onslaught was being so complacent with the situation... [Done for the Nov. 08 round of Spring Kink]

In an attempt to become more efficient, Shockwave goes to Hook with an unusual request.

Wheeljack has been trying to get the attention of a certain CMO for the longest time, only to have each attempt blow up in his face. It's about time for some drastic measures... (Ratchet/Wheeljack, WAFF)

Transformers (G1): Raoul/Tracks; “How come you never let me drive?†[Done for the Nov. '08 round of Springkink.]