"They call me...Yellow-skinned Wacky Man!! But I prefer the Creeper!" ~ The Creeper, The New Adventures of Batman.

Yes, I am the Creepy One known as hairypackman. I don't intend to be creepy, I just have a natural creepiness that I have learned to embrace and thrive upon.

I have a strange fascination with becoming a Cheese Farmer and my favorite color is Burgundy for some reason.

In my travels as a young man, I have discovered that Hawaiian Pizza covers all the five basic food groups and stupid people are incapable of learning due to their faulty programming!