Vegeta and Goku's Bondage: This is a short story; no chapters

We don't own aything mentioned in this story
(because we are totally brainless and stupid)
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It was a very wet day and Vegeta, Goku, and Yamcha were inside of Capsule Corporation waiting for the rain to end and for the women to return home from their shopping spree. Knowing that the boys would get hungry sooner or later, Bulma gave Vegeta her Master Card.
Yamcha walked in depressed, "Damn it! Bulma’s out of BEER!"
 
"Why are you raiding my refrigerator," Vegeta roared throwing Bulma’s priceless antique vase, "you freeloader, get out of my god-damned house! Who invited you anyway!?"
 
"I invited him Vegeta!" Goku called from inside the bathroom.
 
"You’ve been in there for half an house! PLEASE don’t tell me you taking a crap!" Vegeta groaned slapping his face in distress.
 
"Ugh! Yep, I hope you have Air Wick in here! For your sake," Goku shouted out and mumbled the end.
 
A flush was herd and Goku came walking into the living room, fixing his pants, and holding something small and white. "Vegeta, what’s this?" He asked holding up the tampon.


"Put that back Kakarrot! You densely retarded baboon! That’s a tampon!" Vegeta yelled nearly falling out of his seat.
"Oh! I thought it was an air freshener for your nose," Goku grinned sticking it up one of his nostrils and breathing deeply.
"ERGH!" Vegeta wined, "What am I gonna do with you!?"
"Bwa Ha Ha Ha HA Ha!" Yamcha roared with laughter.



"I thought I told you to get out, you retard!!!" Vegeta screamed grabbing Yamcha by the collar and hurtling him out the window.
"Awe! That’s not nice Vegeta," Goku sighed, "You could have used his money to go buy beer!"
"That fool, he doesn’t have money!" Vegeta barked.
"Then lets use your money Vegeta! Come on, let’s go! Chi-chi never lets me have a cold one!" As they prepared to leave, Vegeta looked at Goku’s nose,
 
"Are you going to keep that in there?"
"Why not, it’s the style Old Man!" He grinned.
"Whatever you say," Vegeta muttered, then he thought, ‘Old Man? Where does he think he gets off calling me that? The fool, sticking a tampon up his nose, this has to be the densest thing he’s ever done! Beside the "pat-pats" Bulma told me about.’
Minutes later, Goku and Vegeta were walking down a street towards a liqueur store. Looking behind him, Goku called out, "Hey Yamcha! That looks really bad! You should have it looked at by a doctor," he pointed at Yamcha’s neck.
"Hmm, maybe I should… But first I’m gonna get a few beers."
Turning around to face Yamcha, Vegeta said, "Hey, Alcoholic! You’re still alive? I thought I killed you when I threw you out that window," then pointing at Yamcha’s neck, "but I see you’re just walking around with a piece of glass severed into your throat."
 
Yamcha looked at Vegeta and tried to smirk but ended up twisting his lips into a dumb-founded face and chuckling out, "Ugh! Yea! Huh, Uhh!"
Entering the liqueur store, Vegeta grabbed 4 boxes of Doc’s Lemonade for Goku, 20 boxes of Samuel Adam’s for Yamcha, and 50 boxes of Bud EXtra Strong (from Bud Light) for himself. And, just for good measure, a 24L bottle of Vodka for him and a Sprite for Goku.
He walked up to the teller to pay for his beer when the teller turned his attention from Vegeta to Goku, he asked, "Why do you have a tampon sticking out of your nose?"
"Because it’s cool, you should try it some time, it feels really great!" Goku smiled.
The teller looked taken-aback and then looked to a poster on the wall. It was a wanted poster with 2 men who looked just like Goku and Vegeta. Even Goku’s tampon was in the right nostril. The only difference was that the murderers had thick mustaches and bushy eyebrows. Then turning back to face Vegeta, he screamed, "You two are Joe and Bill!!! The crime spree maniac murderers!!!" Then ducking under his counter, the teller came back up with a shotgun in hand. "Get out you ass holes!" He yelled shooting off the gun. As Vegeta and Goku ran out the teller shot Yamcha five times through the head, killing him.
 
Vegeta turned towards the store and looked at Yamcha’s lifeless body. Goku cried out, "He killed Yamcha!"
With Vegeta shouting, "That Bastard!"
20 cop cars came to a halt in front of the store. Looking inside, one of the cops saw Yamcha’s lifeless form and Vegeta and Goku. "It’s Joe and Bill! They’ve killed again!"
 
"But sir," his partner questioned, "those men don’t have guns."
"Don’t act like a rookie, Rooky! Everyone knows that Joe and Bill have telekinetic powers!" The cop yelled.
"Yea, but, sir… The teller’s the one with the shotgun," Rooky pleaded the truth.
"I don’t care!!!" The cop screamed, "Those Two Are Murderers! Now Let’s Kill Their Fucking Assess!" Then yelling out to Vegeta and Goku, "Put your hands up, we’ve got you surrounded. If you fail to obey our commands we will open fire!"
Looking shocked, Vegeta dropped his beer and raised his hands. The beer fell and bounced high into the air hitting a street light, which toppled over. A school bus that was taking pre-schoolers to their first day of school was passing by. The happy kids were singing ‘The Wheels on the Bus’ when the street light fell onto it causing it to blow into oblivion as a massive raging hell fire emerged. It caused a 25,000-car pile-up, which was killing millions as the cars toppled into street buildings, knocked over skyscrapers, and squished the many pedestrians walking on the side-walks.
 
"Nnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Vegeta screamed falling to his knees.
"Wow, Vegeta," Goku started, "You actually care…"
"It’s not that I care," Vegeta corrected, "But my blasted woman is going to kill me!!!"
"Oh No! They’re still killing!" The cop cried out, "Both of you put your hands up!" He roared pointing the gun at Goku’s head.
"Ah! Why are you pointing it at me?!" Goku gasped dropping his Sprite.
"Come here so I can arrest you boy!" The cop ordered.
Hesitating, Goku started for the cop but kicked his Sprite can, which hit an old man in the head. The old man dropped his cane and fell over smashing his head open on the corner of the curve, and breaking his back, leaving him severely crippled and bleeding to death.
"AAHH! Oh, NO!" Goku panicked. He didn’t know what to do when all of a sudden he felt cold metal around his wrist. Looking down, he saw that he had been handcuffed to Vegeta.
"Come on now you two!" The cop laughed. "You have the right to remain silent…" But before he could finish, Goku leapt into the air and flew away, dragging Vegeta behind him.
"What are you doing Kakarrot?" Vegeta asked, "Do you want us to get into more trouble?"
"I don’t want to get yelled at by Chi-Chi!" Goku cried.
The cop looked in disbelief and yelled, "Open Fire!!!" And all of the other cops shot at Goku and Vegeta. Screaming, Goku dodging all the attacks but Vegeta was hit by some.
Every now and then, Vegeta would moan out, "Ow, Owe, Oh, Oh that hurt," and even said, "God Damn it, they screwed up my hair!"
 


Once they were out of sight, the cop turned to Rooky and muttered, "I told you they had some form of psychic powers."
Hours later, it was night time and Vegeta and Goku were still flying, "Kakarrot, Calm down! Just stop and listen to me!" Vegeta tried to calm Goku down.
"We need to Hide! We need to Hide! We need to Hide!" Goku panicked.
"Kakarrot! Listen to me!" Vegeta yelled.
"We need to Hide! We need to Hide! Oh! Tree!!!!" Goku yelled and landed into a tree harshly, which made Vegeta, hit his head on it.
Sighing, Vegeta calmly said, "Okay, Kakarrot, if you want to hide, lets hide in a hotel, there’s to many fucking squirrels making nests in my hair!"
And so Vegeta and Goku checked out a room in a hotel. As they looked around their room, Vegeta said, "Okay, now lets go bathe!"
"EWE Vegeta! I’m not bathing with you!" Goku argued.
"Kakarrot! You smell like a Shit-Filled ASS, we are taking a shower!"
As they walked to the bathroom, Goku asked, "Can we take a bath?"
 
"Oh, God, please have mercy!" Vegeta complained.
"I like Bubbles," Goku smiled to himself.
As Vegeta prepared the bath, Goku took out the rubber ducky he kept hidden in his pants. Vegeta found some Mr. Bubbles, Bubble Bath and poured the whole thing into the water. Him and Goku stripped quickly and Goku hopped in asking, "Are you going to wash me like Bulma did before?"
"W-w-What!? My mate has never washed you!" Vegeta growled.
"Sure she did! But that was a long time ago," Goku smiled, "So are you?"
"No, I’m taking a bath too." Vegeta said stepping into the water.
"Why is that Vegeta?"
"Because I smell like a dirty sneaker!" Goku bent towards Vegeta and sniffed,
"You smell just fine to me!"
Pushing Goku away, Vegeta growled, "Unwanted Contact Kakarrot! And why do you still have the tampon in your nose?"
"Because it’s very absorbent!" He squealed dunking his head into the water.
And so the pride stricken Saiya-jin prince washed himself as the third class baka played with his ducky and sung, "Rubber Ducky! You’re the One!" And then making the ducky pretend to eat Vegeta’s cock, "You Make Bath Time Lots of Fun!! Gnarr, Gnarr!!" Looking down, Vegeta was horrified as the ducky’s gentle nibbling erected him. Then Goku lifted his hand out of the water and pointed to the handcuff saying, "Wow Vegeta, taking a bath handcuffed is really HARD!"
After Goku finished washing himself, he and Vegeta went to bed, sleeping as far apart as their cuffed hands would allow. But sometime in the middle of the night Vegeta woke up cold and shivering. ‘Damn! He took the Covers!!!’ Vegeta thought. Then he tugged on the blankets and yelled at Goku, "Let Go Kakarrot! I’m cold!"
Goku yelled out in his sleep, "Leave Me Alone BITCH!!!" Punching Vegeta in the temple. "My Covers!" And he rolled over.
After Vegeta’s head ache went away he tried again but was unwelcome by Goku biting and thrashing his fists all over Vegeta’s body, which eventually led to the price cowering in the fetal position at the edge of the bed with a tear rolling down his cheek. ‘How does Chi-Chi live like this?’ He questioned silently, now thankful the Goku had stopped beating him. And then he couldn’t help it and cried out, "You took all the covers!"
But Goku just screamed and punched Vegeta again.
A few hours later at 3:00 in the morning, Goku and Vegeta were awaken by lights shining in their eyes. The police had found them and the same cop said, "We have you surrounded! Please surrender yourselves."
Vegeta started to stand but was stopped as Goku grabbed onto him and screamed into his chest, "Aaaaahhhh!"
"Please Kakarrot, just relax!" Vegeta soothed.
Goku didn’t listen and flew out of the room through the roof. "Fire the tranquilizers!" Rooky yelled. 20 tranquilizers were shot and all of them hit Goku’s ass. Goku tumbled about and hit a tree, then fell. Both him and Vegeta were unconscious.
A few hours they awoke in a prison cell. "Okay, were trapped Kakarrot, what do you think we should do?" Vegeta asked knowing full well what they should do. Goku went into his thinking position and finally reached a result that consisted in him screaming. "No Kakarrot! Think!" Vegeta yelled, pointing out his index and middle fingers out and tapping his forehead.
"Oh! I understand now!" Goku said and started hitting himself with the two fingers and continued screaming.
"NO YOU FOOL!" Vegeta said now keeping the fingers at his forehead.
"Oh!" Goku finally got it and teleported them to C.C.
As Vegeta and Goku walked into the living room, Bulma was there looking worried. "Oh my goodness!" She called running to Goku and Vegeta. Vegeta held out his arms thinking, ‘Yes, I knew my woman was worried about me!’ "Oh Goku," Bulma said embracing her old friend, "I was so worried about you!" Vegeta dropped his arms as he cracked his head towards his rival and mate. His eye twitched.
Later that night, Vegeta and Bulma lay in their bed. Then Bulma asked quietly, "Vegeta, why was my vase and the window broken?" Vegeta gulped and Bulma continued, "And why did Goku have one of my tampons shoved up his nose?" Then Vegeta thought back to his last Halloween. He and Goku had gotten really drunk, and Goku had shoved one of Bulma’s tampons up his nose. The cops were chasing them because they accidentally killed two kids and a pregnant woman. They had even been on the news. They were dressed up like "Werewolves".
Over at the Son house, Chi-Chi lay with Goku and asked, "Goku? Why is one of your nostrils 10 times bigger than the other?" But Goku simply said,
"Shut up Bitch!" As he dreamed of a giant tampon attacking West City.


 
THE END