The Polite Thing To Do: The Polite Thing To Do

Cloud left the church soaking from the armpits down and he shivered slightly. The sun was almost completely set and a cool breeze blew through the ruins of Midgar. Tifa, Yuffie, and Barret had left the church long ago with Marlene and Denzel. They had gone back to Edge and were getting the bar ready for a reunion party before everyone split off again. Cid, Nanaki, Cait Sith, and Vincent had stayed behind to help the kids cure their Geostigma. Nearly two hours had passed by before the church emptied. Cloud froze in his tracks. His motorcycle was sitting there waiting for him. It was a little scratched and banged up but it was still there.

“How…?”

“Figured you’d be needing it.” Cid said, clapping his hand on Cloud’s shoulder as he emerged from the church. “So I picked it up for you.”

“How did you know I’d end up here?”

The pilot shrugged one shoulder. “Dunno how to explain it. We all jus’ got this feelin’ that you’d be all right and to come here. Bet Aerith had somethin’ to do with it.”

“Yeah…” Cloud smiled softly.

“Well… I’m giving the others a ride to Edge on the Sierra. Want to come along? There’s still enough room for your bike onboard.”

“No thanks. I think I’ll drive.”

“All righ’. See you soon then.”

Cid headed off and the others followed him. Cloud got onto his bike and started it up, driving off. The blonde had to go the long way around since only one of the highways that connected Midgar to Edge was finished. It was a chilly journey until his clothes dried, but he still enjoyed the ride. He made a mental note to buy Cid a beer as thanks for picking up his bike. As he entered Edge Cloud noticed a familiar redhead standing on the curb. Cloud passed by him, not intending to stop, but…

“Aww c’mon Cloud…” Reno whined.

With a sigh Cloud made a U-Turn and drove back the way he came, coming to a stop in front of the Turks.

“What do you want Reno?”

“A ride?” Reno asked hopefully.

“I’m a delivery boy, not a taxi service.” Cloud replied.

“Then deliver me to Healin. Please?”

“Where’s Rufus? Catch a ride with him.”

“I pissed Rufus off. He’s making me walk home.” The redhead said sulkily.

Cloud smirked, “Then why don’t you take your punishment like a man?”

“Cloud…” Reno pouted. “I fought Crazy McShootYouLots and he… kicked my ass. Then Rude and I tried to blow up Crazy McShootYouLots and his brother Baby Huey but that didn’t work too well and we ended up fighting them again and they… kicked our asses...again. So now I’m sore and tired and I want to go home and get drunk and sleep and I don’t want to walk…”

“Okay, okay. Shut up.” Cloud grumbled. “Get on. I’ll give you a ride.”

“Dude! Thank-you!” Reno exclaimed, sliding onto the bike behind Cloud. “I’ve wanted to ride on this bitchin’ piece of work ever since I first saw it…”

“I have to call Tifa. Can I borrow your phone?”

“Ha. You’re so pussy whipped.”

“Do you want a ride or not!?”

“Yes sir I do.”

“Then lend me your phone.”

Reno reached into his coat’s inside pocket, retrieved his phone, and handed it to Cloud. The blonde flipped it open, calling the bar.

“It’s me. Start the party without me… I’m going to be late. No…! It’s nothing like that! I’m just taking Reno back to Healin.”

“He’s telling the truth, Tifa!!” Reno yelled.

“Yes… that was Reno. Okay. See you soon.”

Cloud snapped Reno’s phone shut and tossed it over his shoulder to his passenger. The redhead caught his phone and put it back in his pocket.

“Thanks.” Cloud said. “Hang on.”

The blonde sped off so quickly that Reno reeled backwards before getting a secure grip on Cloud’s hips.

“I meant hang onto the bike!” Cloud yelled over the noise of the wind.

Reno grinned and shouted back, “This is more stable!”

Cloud snorted but didn’t offer any more protests. The ride to Healin wasn’t that long. Maybe forty minutes or so. He could put up with Reno groping his hips for forty minutes. But at the halfway mark Cloud noticed that Reno’s hands had slid farther forward, almost onto his thighs. Cloud fought both the urge to blush and the urge to elbow Reno in the head. There were about ten minutes away from Healin when Reno leaned forward.

“That way!” He pointed at a branch off the main path.

Cloud swerved and took the branch off, driving down a skinny path until it led to a small clearing in the forest. Cloud came to a stop and set one foot down, letting his bike idle.

“Why are we here?” He asked.

“I can laze around here for a while then walk to Healin. That way Rufus will think I walked back.”

Cloud shook his head. The blonde’s eyes widened somewhat as he felt one of Reno’s hands settle itself on his crotch. He glanced over his shoulder to see the redhead smirking at him.

“…Reno?”

“Yes?”

“What are you doing?”

“Thanking you for the ride.” Reno replied casually, his hand giving Cloud’s groin a gentle squeeze.

Cloud sat there, immobile. Reno leaned forward and killed the motorbike’s engine.

“You might want to put the kickstand down…” He murmured, unbuttoning Cloud’s pants.

That snapped Cloud out of his stupor.

“Whoa!” He grabbed onto Reno’s hand, wrenching it away.

Reno rested his chin on Cloud’s shoulder. “What? You’re not a virgin are you?”

“No!”

“Then what’s the problem?”

Cloud couldn’t believe his ears. “W-what’s the problem? You’re molesting me in the middle of the damn forest! That’s the problem!”

“Come on Cloud…” Reno’s tongue slid out to lick Cloud’s ear and the blonde jerked his head away. “How long has it been since you’ve been touched, hmn? When was the last time you touched yourself…?”

“None of your fucking business!” Cloud snapped.

“Hmn.” The redhead chuckled. “With a response like that I’d say it’s been a long time for both…”

Reno’s other hand snaked down and rubbed against Cloud’s groin. “Ooh… someone’s getting hard.”

“Stop it.” Cloud growled, grabbing Reno’s second hand and yanking it away.

“It’s not like I’m expecting a committed relationship to blossom from this liaison.” Reno drawled. “I just want to say thank-you…”

“You can’t just say thank-you with words?”

“Well I could but that would be boring and you’d have to drive home with your dick at half mast…”

Cloud sat there, holding Reno’s hands up in the air, and he let out a sigh. It had been a long time since he was last touched and even longer since he last touched himself. Longer than he wanted to admit even. Reno hummed airily to himself, waiting for the other man to decide. Cloud sighed again and released Reno’s hands.

“Well?” Reno smirked, running his now free hands over Cloud’s stomach. “What’s the verdict?”

“Say thank-you. It is the polite thing to do after all.”

The Turks chuckled. “It certainly is.”

Cloud flipped the bike’s kickstand down as Reno’s hands slid down onto his thighs, spreading his legs wider. Cloud’s grip on the bike's handle bars tightened as one of Reno’s hands rubbed him through his pants.

“I’ve had other fantasies about this bike…” Reno smirked. “Most of them involving me jerking you off while you drove this baby around.”

Cloud didn’t reply but his hips thrust into Reno’s hand slightly. The redhead smiled and splayed his fingers over the forming bulge in Cloud’s trousers. The blonde let out a shaky sigh.

“Come on Cloud…” The redhead chuckled darkly. “The hottest Turks around is touching your cock. You can be a little more vocal about it…”

“I’m not the vocal type.” Cloud replied shortly.

“I adore a challenge.”

The blonde snorted softly. A small shiver ran down his spine as Reno’s fingers carefully pulled his zipper down.

“Oh ho… no underwear.” Reno grinned widely, taking Cloud’s half-hard cock out of his pants.

Cloud didn’t reply. He just watched Reno’s hands. The redhead licked both his palms before reaching around Cloud again. Reno took the blonde’s cock in a loose two-handed grip and stroked him with barely enough pressure to please.

“If you want more you have to make some sort of noise…” Reno grinned, licking Cloud’s ear lobe.

“Bastard.” Cloud muttered.

Reno laughed, “That’s a start…”

The redhead’s fingers formed a snugger tunnel around Cloud’s dick and he stroked the man languidly. Cloud grunted and bucked his hips forward.

“So hard already…” Reno crooned.

Cloud just grunted again. The grip he had on the motorbike’s handlebars was turning his knuckles white. One of Reno’s hands finally wrapped tightly around the blonde’s penis, pumping him. The redhead’s other hand reached down to massage Cloud’s balls. Cloud’s head tilted back ever so slightly and something that sounded like a soft moan escaped his lips.

“How long has it been, Cloud? Really?”

“Too long…” Cloud replied, thrusting his hips into Reno’s touch.

The redhead ran the pad of his thumb over the head of Cloud’s cock in slow circles. One of the blonde’s hands left the handlebars and reached back to grab onto Reno’s knee. The bike wobbled a bit but Cloud quickly steadied it. Reno gently squeezed the blonde’s balls and smirked when another tiny moan sounded in Cloud’s throat. Normally hard work turned Reno off, but the thought of having to work for every sound that Cloud made was making him hard. The redhead moved forward so he was flush against Cloud’s back. A very small red tinge came to the man’s cheeks when he felt Reno’s semi-hard cock press up against his lower back.

“Damn…you’re good. Got me hot already.” Reno smirked, resting his chin on Cloud’s shoulder.

Cloud just shook his head slightly. Reno chuckled and squeezed Cloud’s dick. He laughed again when Cloud squeezed his kneecap in reply. Reno took a hold of Cloud’s penis in both hands again, rotating his wrists slowly as he moved his hands up and down.

“Fuck…” Cloud muttered.

“Feels good?”

Cloud grunted in reply and Reno laughed.

“Not a fan of dirty talk?”

“If it doesn’t require my participation I don’t mind it.” Cloud replied.

The redhead laughed again, “No wonder your cock hasn’t been touched in so long.”

Cloud snorted and dug his fingernails into Reno’s knee.

“Come on Cloud…” Reno coaxed. “You can let loose with me. I’m not easily offended…”

The man laughed and glanced back at Reno. “It feels good okay?”

“Oh that’s hot…” Reno teased, nibbling on Cloud’s shoulder.

“Shut up and keep stroking.” Cloud replied, digging his nails into Reno’s knee again.

An amused smile tugged at Reno’s lips and he rubbed both thumbs against the tip of Cloud’s penis before continuing to pump him. Reno shifted backwards a bit and reached one hand back to open his own pants. The redhead extracted himself from his slacks and started to fondle his cock in time with the strokes he dealt Cloud. Cloud shivered every time Reno’s knuckles brushed faintly against his lower back. He didn’t have to guess as to what Reno was doing back there.

“Reno…” Cloud groaned softly.

Reno shivered slightly. He could feel Cloud’s pre-cum rolling down his fingers.

“Stand up…” Reno murmured.

“What…?” Cloud glanced over his shoulder.

“Get off the bike and stand up.”

Reno released Cloud’s erection and the blonde swung one leg over his bike, getting to his feet. Cloud’s gaze met Reno’s. The redhead smirked at Cloud as he slid off the bike, getting to his knees in front of the man. Reno had honestly expected Cloud to protest. He didn’t expect the man to grab onto his ponytail and gently tug him forward.

“Say something dirty and I’ll do it.” Reno grinned.

Cloud wrapped the end of Reno’s ponytail around his fingers, pulling the man closer. “Suck my cock.”

Reno’s grin widened. That was pretty dirty… for Cloud. The man took Cloud’s dick in hand and lapped at the tip. Cloud’s eyelids slid shut briefly and he moaned. Reno moaned back as he fondled himself with his free hand. Reno’s tongue rapidly swiped over Cloud’s cock head. The blonde’s hips bucked forward and he pulled on Reno’s ponytail a little more insistently.

“Make some noise baby…” Reno grinned, kissing Cloud’s tip.

Cloud growled deeply.

“That doesn’t count…”

“Reno you little…”

The redhead smirked up at Cloud, he was still stroking himself. “I’m perfectly content to kneel here and jack myself off Cloud.”

Cloud glared at Reno, but the redhead didn’t relent. He just continued to stroke his own erection and pant softly.

“Reno.”

“Yeees?”

The blonde bucked his hips forward so that his cock head bumped against Reno’s lips. “Put that big mouth of yours to good use. I want to cum.”

Reno’s eyes glittered mischievously, “And where do you want to cum?”

Cloud’s jaw tightened, “In your mouth.”

“See? That wasn’t so hard was it?”

“Reno.”

“Yeah?”

“Suck.”

Reno chuckled, but allowed the tip of the blonde’s dick to slide in between his lips. Cloud’s other hand found its way into Reno’s hair and he groaned. Reno sucked briefly on Cloud’s cock head before pulling back to continuously run his tongue up and down the shaft. Cloud shuddered as Reno’s tongue ran over his balls. Reno squeezed his own penis and sped up the pace of his hand. Reno sucked almost lazily on Cloud’s balls, his gaze still on Cloud’s face. The man moaned, cussed softly, and pulled on Reno’s ponytail again. The redhead’s tongue traced back up to the tip and wrapped his lips around it.

“Hmmmn… Reno…” Cloud murmured.

Reno swirled his tongue around Cloud’s cock head before sliding more of the blonde’s erection into his mouth. The redhead’s left hand stroked what he wasn’t sucking on. His right was still busily stroking himself, fingers playing at the head once in a while. Reno hummed softly, bobbing his head over Cloud’s erection. The blonde tried to stifle a whimper but it got through regardless. Reno smirked around his mouthful and plunged downwards so that the head of Cloud’s penis touched the back of his throat. Cloud whimpered again and tugged on Reno’s hair. The Turks’ relaxed his throat pulling Cloud’s erection in, swallowing it.

“Mmn!”

Cloud’s grip on his ponytail tightened, but Reno didn’t mind the pain. It only turned him on even more. The redhead’s lips met up with the very base of Cloud’s cock and he nuzzled his nose against crisp blonde curls. Cloud seemed to be frozen in time. He stood there with his eyes half closed and his mouth open in a silent “O”. His hands had a death grip on Reno’s hair, but he somehow managed not to pull any out. Reno’s hand was moving over his own erection at a very brisk pace now, pre-cum rolled down his fingers and pooled on the dirt below him.

“Fuck Reno please…” Cloud murmured, his eyes still half closed.

Reno sucked fiercely at the base of Cloud’s shaft before bobbing his head once more. In and out, in and out. Cloud could feel his cock sliding in and out of Reno’s throat and the redhead’s tongue caressing the underside. A weird kind of warm ache started to spread through his loins. With his free hand Reno yanked Cloud’s pants down off his hips. Cloud jolted a little but didn’t protest. Reno used his own pre-cum to lube up two of his fingers then nudged the tip of one finger up against Cloud’s asshole. The blonde moaned loudly (for him) and Reno mentally grinned, thrusting one finger up into Cloud’s ass. The blonde cried out softly. It stung… and it felt good. Cloud moved to stand with his feet a little farther apart. Reno briefly gave up on stroking himself and moved his hand up to grip onto Cloud’s hip to steady himself. He inserted his second finger right as his lips touched the base of Cloud’s dick again. Cloud began to pant and a small trail of saliva ran from the corner of his mouth. Reno scissored his fingers inside Cloud then searched around for that one special spot…

“Ha…!!! Reno!!”

Ah. There it was. Reno rubbed his fingers against Cloud’s prostate. The blonde quivered and another whimper sounded in his throat. Reno’s lips slid back up to Cloud’s tip, sucking harshly. With a sharp intake of breath Cloud shot his load into Reno’s very talented mouth. The redhead swallowed every drop of Cloud’s sperm, sucking and licking the man’s softening penis until it was clean. Only when his cock slid from Reno’s mouth did Cloud realize the grip he had on Reno’s hair and ponytail. The Turks didn’t seem to be in any pain so Cloud didn’t apologize. He simply released Reno’s hair and smoothed it back into place. He was amazed to see that he hadn't pulled any of that fiery red hair out.

“Thanks. I’ll be with you in a moment.” Reno grinned, licking his lips.

The redhead fisted his own aching cock and began to stroke it. Cloud pulled his pants back up and watched Reno for a few minutes before kneeling in front of the redhead. He grabbed onto Reno’s wrist, halting the redhead’s hand. Reno looked up to see Cloud giving him a strange sort of… searching look.

“Wha-!?”

The redhead never got to finish his question and he grunted as he was shoved onto his back.

“Clou-“

He was cut off again as Cloud leaned down and lapped at his cock head. Reno’s mouth fell open in surprise. Cloud didn’t notice. He was busy licking up the redhead’s pre-cum. Cloud's fingers wrapped around Reno's shaft and pumped him as he sucked on the redhead's tip. Reno dug his phone out of his pocket, flipped it open, and propped himself up on his elbows.

“You mind?” He grinned, holding the phone up.

Cloud raised one eyebrow then shrugged in a way that said “go ahead”. The redhead aimed and took a picture of Cloud sucking his cock.

“Good blackmail material…” Reno smirked.

That comment earned him a scrape of teeth against his sensitive tip and the man jolted a bit.

“I was just kidding. It’s for personal use later. I swear.” The redhead said nervously.

Cloud chuckled and continue to bob his head up and down, his hand pumping at the same pace.

“Ahh… fuck…” Reno moaned, tilting his head back. “Just like that baby…”

The redhead snapped his phone shut and made sure it was safely tucked away in his pocket. Reno had been ready to cum moments before Cloud knocked him on his back so it wasn’t long before he was spilling himself into the man’s mouth. The blonde didn’t swallow much (he let it drip back onto Reno’s cock) but he did taste a bit of it almost thoughtfully.

“Good?” The redhead smirked, swiping his fingers through his own cum and popping them into his mouth.

“Not bad. Bitter.” Cloud replied.

“Yeah well so is yours, bub.” Reno chuckled. “I guess it’s an acquired taste.”

A small smile played on Cloud’s lips and he got to his feet, righting his clothes. Reno rummaged through his pockets until he found a handkerchief. The man cleaned himself off as best he could then stood as well. He tucked himself back into his pants, zipped them up, and turned to see Cloud mounting his bike.

“I guess this means that cuddling is out.” The redhead chuckled.

Cloud started his bike up and pulled a U-turn in the small clearing. He came to a stop beside Reno and smirked at him. Actually smirked a minxy little smirk.

“You’re welcome, Reno.”

Reno grinned and Cloud zoomed off into the dark. The sun had gone down since they’d first entered this clearing. No matter. Reno took a pocket light out of his coat pocket and swaggered up the main path to the lodge. When he entered Rufus was waiting for him. Since everyone now knew he wasn’t actually a cripple Rufus had abandoned his wheelchair. The blonde was leaning against the wall looking sceptical.

“Well?” He asked as Reno approached him.

Reno smiled smugly. “Touched his cock… bloody well sucked his cock. And Hojo’s theory about Mako making your jizz sweeter is a total false. Tastes almost like mine.”

Rufus snorted. “Proof?”

The redhead leaned in and kissed Rufus, slipping his tongue into the blonde’s mouth. Rufus’ jaw went slack with surprise. There was no denying it. Reno’s mouth tasted faintly of cum. Reno broke their kiss still grinning like a smug bastard.

“Oh and you’ll love this…” Reno took out his phone and brought up the picture he took. “He sucked my dick.”

The President’s eyes widened and he snatched the phone from Reno, turning away from him. The picture was clear as day. Rufus could recognize Reno’s penis anywhere (not that that’s any of your business) and there was Cloud with his pouty lips wrapped around it.

“I believe the bet was for 500gil?” The redhead was still grinning. “Do I get a bonus for the blowjob he gave me?”

Rufus closed Reno’s phone with an irritable snap and he turned to face the redhead. The President was slightly red in the face. He hated losing money as much as he hated admitting defeat.

“I hadn't counted on Cloud being such a slut. Let's say double or nothing… if you can get him to fuck you and kiss you… on the lips. In no particular order of course, but they have to happen in the same meeting. I doubt that even you can get Cloud to kiss you.”

“You got yourself a bet.” Reno chuckled, taking his phone back. “Now if you’ll excuse me… I have to go spank my chocobo…”

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Sexual Edjumacation for May 6th: Spank my chocobo = spank the monkey = masturbate. So no… Reno’s not into bestiality XP.