Trump Card: Trump Card

Title: Trump Card
Genre: Snark/Humor
Rating: R for mention of sexual situations
Word Count: 436
Pairing: Inuyasha/Sessmom implied
Summary: “So, what will your human girl think when she finds out you're not a virgin?”

Notes/Spoilers: I wonder if this situation is even possible...Spoilers up to some of the recent manga chapters

Trump Card

Leaning against the tree, Inuyasha waited impatiently for a certain person to arrive. That person, he mused, hadn't been around to see him for quite a while. She only made contact with him recently as the battle with Naraku started to escalate.

“So, you finally nagged some sense into him about that damn sword?” he asked right away after sensing her presence. She chuckled in affirmation.

“Hrmm, yes, I'm hoping that he'll be more reliable when the time comes.” She sashayed out of the shadows of the forest and met Inuyasha's gaze with glittering copper eyes.

Inuyasha nodded, satisfied at her response. He added, “Well, good. He's been a real pain in the ass. And I hate to admit it, but we do need his help.” He turned to the silver-haired woman and said seriously, “He wouldn't have listened to anyone else.”

The woman's eyes were jubilant and she gave him a sly smirk. “Ah, but he is not the only son of the Inu no Taisho that needs to learn a few things. You haven't been behaving much yourself, little one.”

Inuyasha flushed and turned his gaze away with a frown. “Feh! I certainly don't want to hear you say something like that!”

The woman looked offended and whined, “Aw, why must you think that?”

He looked at her, his eyes darting around nervously and then giving her a harsh stare. “You know exactly why it's weird for me ...”

She chuckled low in her throat that caused him to tingle between his legs. “Oh, I remember.” She smirked at him and gave his ribs a nudge. “So, what will your human girl think when she finds out you're not a virgin?”

His face reddened, and he bit on his lip in anger. He hated when she teased him. It always led to regrettable things…

So, quickly, he shook it off and didn't let her get to him. He smiled forcefully instead. “Heh, she'll be surprised, but not in an angry sort of way.” He swore his eyebrows waggled on instinct.

“Hn,” she responded, and kept eyeing him like he was bait on a hook. She moved in closer and then whispered into his ear, “And what will Sesshoumaru think when you tell him about you and his dear mother?”

Then, Inuyasha's chest puffed out and he gave her a wicked grin. “Heh, he'll be pissed, and I'm counting on it.”

The woman seemed amused and rolled her eyes. With a naughty grin, Inuyasha impetuously added, “And the day that bastard thinks he has one up on me, I'll let him know all about it.”

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