A Stupid Bet: Chapter 1

Title: "6MC: A Stupid Bet"

Rating: R

Warnings: Minor language, M/M slash, Oral sex, Bad flirting

Genres: Humor/ Romance S/R

Time Period: WMPP

Summary: Remus makes a stupid bet with Lily ending up with him in a dress and knickers! What will his boyfriend Sirius think about that?

Discamer: Don't own, belong to JK Rowlings :(

Author's Note ~

     This story was written for the 6 Month Challenge on BlackLupin.org.  This is detected to my high school soccer coach, who shocked the school at a pep-rally.  All the coach's dressed up in women's clothing, wigs and all, looking freakishly hysterical. Only the young, hot Mr. "C" had borrowed one of the cheerleader's mini-skirt's, tight blouse and heals! Wow, did he have some nice legs!  He had both sexes drooling! LOL  Ten years later, I can still remember the sight!!!

~~ **~~**~~ Friday ~~**~~**~~

    'Bugger,' Remus muttered to himself as he looked again at his exam score.  Normally missing one question on a test would not upset him too much, but as Lily Evens waved her perfectly scored parchment in front of him, he knew he was in trouble.  

 ~~ **~~**~~ The Previous Day ~~**~~**~~

    It had started out innocent enough in the library.  Remus and Lily met for their usual study session and everything was normal until they came to D.A.D.A.  

'So, are you ready for the exam tomorrow?' asked Lily.  'Oh, yes that one will be easy,' he responded.  D.A.D.A. was his best subject, one thing he didn't have to study his arse off for.

'Ahhh, someone's confident!' giggled Lily. 'Well, I'll have you know I have been really studying for this one.  I bet I could even beat your score!' she said smiling.  

Remus smirked, ' so you really want to bet on that?'  'Sure, why not.'  'OK, lets see..... if I get the higher mark you have to.......snog James in the middle of the Great Hall!' Lily sputtered for moment, true she finally agreed to go out with James, but they had scarcely kissed and to do something sooooo humiliating in front of everyone?

Still, she was fairly confident, 'All right, but if I win you have to...hmmmm....let me dress you up, as a girl!'  

'What?'

 'And wear it out this Saturday night to Hogsmead!'

 '.....'

'You picked out something embarrassing so I can too.'  

'They hardly seem equal,' argued Remus.  'Not so confident now?' asked Lily, arching her eyebrow.  

'Alright, alright you have a bet.'  Hmmm, maybe he should look over his notes again after all....

 ~~ **~~**~~ Saturday ~~**~~**~~

    Remus was sulking over his lunch.  'Come on now Moony, cheer up.  It won't be that bad, this is Lily we are talking about,' said Sirius as he sidled up next to the lycanthrope.

Remus had reluctantly told the other three about his idiotic bet that night after the exam.  As predicted there where many shouts of laughter, though James was grateful for his attempt to win him a grand public snog!  

'Hey, you know what?' asked Sirius.  'We can even go on a date tonight.'  Remus choked on his pumpkin juice and stared at Sirius Incredulously.  

'It will be fun!' whispered the animagus. 'A real date and everyone will just think it's a joke.'  

'I don't know...' Sure it would be great to go on an actual date with his boyfriend.  They had been secretly seeing each other sense the start of term.  After spending the whole of sixth year silently tormenting themselves with unspoken feelings, Sirius had finally got up the nerve to kiss his crush after the first full moon of the year.  To his surprise and great relief, Remus had returned the kiss and thus began their 'Secret Affair' as Sirius liked to call it.  

'It will be much better this way, I promise,' stated Sirius. 'The best way to deal with something embarrassing is to make fun of it yourself!'  Well, he had a point.  Of course he was also getting the cute 'puppy eyes' treatment. Remus just sighed in defeat.

 ~~ **~~**~~ Later Saturday ~~**~~**~~

    'Ready to get dressed up for tonight?' asked a smiling Lily. Remus gave her an unhappy stare, 'Do I really have to do this?'  

'Yep!'

'Better hurry up Moony, you don't want to keep your date waiting,' snorted James before falling into fits of laughter.   

'Yes, get a move on Moony,' said Sirius.  Remus just rolled his eyes at the boys laughing in the common room.  He grudgingly followed Lily up to the boy's dorm room to see what horrors she had hidden in the bag she was carrying.  

    'Your joking!'  Lily was holding up a flouncey, little black dress, grinning like a maniac.  

'Your not going to back out are you?'

He was certainly thinking about it, either way the rest of the marauders would never let him live this down.  He sighed, ok lets just get this over with.  He started to reach for the dress when Lily proceeded to pull more items out of her bag.  Fuzzy pink slippers?  

'I may not know a whole lot about women's fashion but I don't think those match.'  

'I know that, I just didn't know what size shoe you wore and I didn't want to mess up one of my nice pair of hills.  Here, just put these on real quick.'

 He did as ordered and Lily used her wand to transfigure the girly slippers into strappy, black hills.

Remus wrinkled his nose, it really wasn't  that much of an improvement.  'I guess I can go get dressed now.'  

'Not quite, there are a few more items.'  

Remus gave her a puzzled look, what else? His eyes widened as she pulled a pair of stockings out of the, now evil bag.

'No!'

'Well, I guess you can always shave your legs?'

 '....'

With a frown he took the stockings. 'How do these stay up anyway?' 'With this!' said Lily as she pulled out an aquamarine garter belt with a flourish.  

'Should have known,' grumbled Remus.  'Anything else?'

'Only the finishing touch.' She then produced a matching pair of lace knickers.  He resolutely collected all the items and headed for the bathroom to change out of his robes.  

    'Might as well get this over with,' Remus sighed to himself as he descended the stairs into the Gryiffindor common room. He felt like an idiot. Lily had not let him out of the dorm without doing "girly stuff" to his hair.  Sure he had let it go a bit long, Sirius liked it like that, but that didn't mean it needed to be .... fluffy.  Lily had said it looked great, just like the muggle Farah Fawcett from the telly, but he didn't want to look like her!  He sighed again before walking into the room, expecting a torrent of laughter.  

It was strangely silent, Remus looked at his friends who where sitting on the couch next to the fire.  Their faces where unreadable, maybe surprised? 'Come on guys, it's not that bad is it?' he tried to laugh.  

Sirius seemed to come to his senses and leapt to his feet.  'Of course not my dear Moony!  We are all just in awe of your stunning beauty!'

He then presented Remus with a bouquet of daises in a grand fashion.  'Flowers for my lovely date,' he said winking.  

Remus sniffed the flowers, 'I would have preferred orchids.'

Everyone in the common room began laughing and going on with their evening.  James and Peter came closer to inspect the look. 'Oi Moony, give us a spin!' snickered James.

Remus humored him and even went so far as throw in a bit of a catwalk strut to the fireplace and back ending with a hand on his hip. 'That's the spirit, Moony! Now lets get this date started, I'm starving!'  With that Sirius linked their arms and escorted him out the portrait hole and out of the castle.

    

    The walk down to Hogsmead was a tad unnerving.  Of course,  the pair attracted a lot of attention! There was a good deal of laughter and even a few catcalls directed at Remus' way.  

Sirius played up all the attention, telling everyone they passed about their date and holding Remus' hand.  Used to the marauders insane antics by now, most people just cheered them on.

Remus was starting to feel a little better, Sirius had been right about everyone assuming this was another mad prank.  Oddly enough he was starting to enjoy it.  Holding hands was fun and then Sirius would look at him every now and again sent a delightful shiver up his spine.

    The Three Broomsticks was crowed as usual, but they were able to find a little two person booth in the corner.  When Madam Rosmerta come over to their table to get their order she gave Remus a somewhat confused, all be it amused, smile.

'I lost a bet,' Remus said quietly.

She laughed.  'So what can I get you...boys tonight?'

'Fish and chips, please,' replied Remus.

'Hmm, Bangers and Mash for me and two butterbeers.'

They attracted quite a crowd through-out dinner.  Putting on a show, they flirted outrageously with each other.  

'I am one lucky man to take a beauty like you to dinner tonight,' Sirius announced.

'I'm the lucky one, I'm sure ever girl in here would love to be in my place.  Here you chose plane little old me,' Remus said with a fluttering of lashes.

'Nonsense, you are stunning! Why everyone can see you have the best legs in the place!'

There were several amused snorts around the table near them.  

'He's right Remus. You look fabulous!' Lily cried out.  She and James had entered not to long after them.  A few other girls shouted out their agreement. Remus could not help the slight blush from creeping into his face.

As dinner concluded, Sirius paying the check of course, they headed over to Honeydukes for afters.  Mr. Honeyduke just shook his head at their entrance. He was well aquatinted with the marauders antics as well.   

While looking threw the chocolate treats in the back of the store, Sirius pulled Remus into a hug.

'You really do look incredible,' he whispered.

'Sure I do,' came the sarcastic reply.

'I mean it. I actually find you quite sexy.'

'You can't be serious.'

'Of course I'm ...mmm'. Remus kissed him quickly, anything to put an end to that terrible pun!  He leaned back to see Sirius. There was a hungry look in his eyes. Sirius leaned in for another kiss.  Air became important and they had to brake free from each other.

'Mmm, I want you Moony,' Sirius breathed in his ear.

'Not here, lets get back to the castle.'

'Too far.'  Sirius said, dragging Remus around to the back storage room.  It didn't take them long to make through the trapdoor and into the tunnel that ran to the school.

    Down in the dark tunnel, the two continued what they began upstairs.  Sirius shoved him up against the wall,  pressing his lips to Remus.

Remus let out a moan as he felt the animagus' tongue slide over his lips and into his mouth. The slide of their tongues against each other as they explored the others mouth was making Remus cock harden.  He thrust needfully into the other boy, trying to increase the sensations running up his body.  He felt Sirius' hands sliding down his side the hem of the dress.

Suddenly Sirius was on his knees looking up at him with his hands now resting on his thighs.  'That dress is doing crazy things to me,' he said.  With a smile he began slowly lifting the skirt.  

'Ah,' he gasped.  'Are those stockings?'  Sirius' fingers brushed lightly over the suspenders, making Remus shutter with desirer.   The skirt rose up more to reveal the lace knickers.  

He heard Sirius moan as his hand slid further up his leg to rub the lace covered erection.

'Auh,' he cried.  The rough friction of the lace over his sensitive head was already almost to much, when he felt the wet heat of Sirius' mouth close over him though the garment.  

Remus ran his fingers though the raven locks in front of him, gripping tighter as felt the knickers being pulled down his thighs.  Before he could take in a breath, as the animagus' mouth enveloped him.

'Oh, Merlin! Padfoot, Yess, Auuuh,'  

What a sight, Sirius Black on his knees, his lips dragging over his weeping cock.  Sirius ran his tongue base to tip, swirling it around the head.  Remus let out a long moan as Sirius wriggled his tongue in the slit, lapping up pre come.  He could feel the pleasure building inside, he couldn't help thrusting forward, trying to bury him self deeper in the moist heat. Sirius gripped him firmly at his hipbones and swallowed all of him. Remus cried out, completely undone, he came hard down his lovers throat.  Moaning softly, Sirius counted sucking is softening cock and licking of the remnants of the pearly fluid.    

'Uhhh,' Remus said, as his knees gave way and he found himself sliding down the wall.  He pulled the animagus into a searing kiss, tasting himself on the other boys lips.

He felt Sirius' still hard erection pressing into his thigh.  He ran a hand down the other's body, pulled the belt loose and opened Sirius' trousers setting his trapped length free.  Remus wrapped his hand around the hard member, fisting him slowly.  New it was Sirius' turn to cry out, 'auuu, faster Moony!'  He complied, pulling and twisting, gathering up moister from the tip and spreading it back down.  The slick drag of his hand, finished Sirius off quickly. They both collapsed on the dirt floor of the tunnel, happy, sated and breathing heavy.   

'That was amazing,' Remus sighed.

'uuh, Yes! I think you have to keep those lacy pants.' Sirius said with a smile.

Remus chuckled, 'I doubt Lily would want them back anyway.'

'Errg , I'd hope not!'

'Well, they are staying in your underwear drawer.'

'Alright, as long as you were them again for me, I don't have a problem with that. Come on, lets get back to the castle.  The dirt is most comfortable place to lay.'

 ~~ **~~**~~ Sunday ~~**~~**~~

Remus found Lily the next morning down in the common room.  "Here's your stuff back,' he said, tossing her a bag.  'Thanks, ummm I hope last night wasn't too bad.  I'm sorry if really bothered you.'

'Naa, it was fine. It taught me not to make a bet you again,' he said with a laugh and started for the portrait whole.

'Eww, Remus! What did you get on my dress?'  He paused, looking around he saw Lily holding up the dress looking at a distressing stain on the skirt. 'Ummm, melted sugar quill?'  'You could have at least cleaned it! Scourgify!'  

'Aah, Sorry,' he said and quickly left the room before Lily could see red creeping up cheeks.

~Fin