Chapter 1: Embaresment
"KAKARROT!"
"*Whimpers* Yes Geta?"
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!"
"*Whimpers* I was bad at the dinner party with our parents?"
"Exactly. Now how are we going to teach you your lesson. Hmmm... I could just leave you here Ki binded for a weak. Alone. Or maybe I just havn't exserted my dominence enough."
"Geta I'm sorry. *whimper*"
"I could forgive you, If you were willing to listen to something like oh maybe ME!"
"Geta I always listen to you."
"Humph... Prove it what was I saying five minutes ago?"
"You were yelling my name at me."
"Good and then?"
"You said you were going to teach me a lesson."
"And I will soon."
(Sorry so short, Maybe next longer? Don't ask me ask my muses Vegeta, 11 year old Gohan, Broly and Twunksie.)
Trunks: My name is not Twunksie! It's Trunks.
Me: Shut up and get with the other muses! Before I write a story will Broly does you very painfully against your will. Till you die a year and a half later so blooded and scared Bulma wouldn't even know you.
Broly: Remmember you agreed to let me do that to Kakarrot, Vegeta, Kakarot's Brats, and Trunks in the same story.
Me: Your right *looks at Trunks* But since in this story I am God (Not be blasmeaus just a figure of speach like 'playing god') I can change my mind.
Pan: You never change your mind.
Trunks: Pan, your lucky your a girl. Cause if you were a guy she would have you fucked against your will.
Pan: She wasn't done that to anyone yet.
Gohan: Ohhh... Trust me she's planning too. *turns to me with son trademark puppy-dog eyes* Please don't let Cell hurt me that way.
Cell: She can't stop it. The story is already under way.
Me: Yes, but I can put that story on hold.
Gohan: Please
Me: I can't refuse my Chibi.
Gohan: Yeah!
Me: But then I'll have to put up the new *laughs evilly* story me and my friend Kris came up with.
Gohan and Goku and Rattiz: PLEASE! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Nappa: Yeah I get to fuck both Kakarrot and Rattiz.
Vegeta: Remmeber in that story Gohan is *Bares Teeth* MINE!
Gohan: Why am I a Bitch?
Me: Why is your father a slut? Don't ask me I'm no seer.
Gohan: WHAHHHHHAHHH! You don't love me.
Me: Yes I do now Vegeta... Go fuck him into the ground while I *sigh* do chores.
Vegeta: YEAH!
Nappa: What about me?
Me: Take who ever you want that's left.
Nappa: YEAH!
Rattiz: Can I have my Space Porn Back before you go?
Me: Sure
Random Biastanders: SPACE PORN! *Faint*
Everybody: *Laughs loudly*
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