Chapter 1: Frezia
Frezia: WHERE AM I?!
Me: Your on the show... Comediac Opinions!
Gohan: Really first person you pick is Frezia. What about Buu, or 17, or even the Spice brothers.
Me:Gohan! I am incarge here so shut up or I'll have Vegeta fuck you on live T.V.
Vegeta: Too late.
Rattiz: Ummmm.... Princess?
Me: *Ignoring Rattiz*
Rattiz: PRINCESS LIONNIA GALACTIC?!
Me: Rattiz *slap* I! AM! NOT! A! PRINCESS! *kicks his ass* Now what did you want.
Rattiz: *Cowering* Can I run away from Nappa?
Me: Knock yourself out.
Frezia: Why am I here?
Me: Becouse we needed a guest star. GOHAN!
Gohan: Yes?
Me: What is todays topic?
Gohan: Ummmm... Is Frezia the one who made Vegeta a pedophle?
Me: Okkkaayyyy! My muses are all Gay Bitches arn't they?
Pan: Yes.
Trunks: I AM NOT A BITCH!
Me: Fine half are Gay Bitches and Half are Pricks.
Trunks: I AM NOT A MAN WHORE!
Me: Yes you are. *slap* Don't argue with me.
Trunks: Fine, I think it was Frezia.
Frezia: Disagree, Molesting the monkey would not turn him into a pedophle.
Me: How old?
Frezia: 6 first last just before he left for the planet before Earth.
Me: *Hugs Vegeta* here *gives him a HUGE cake*
Vegeta: Thank you.
Goku: FREZIA IS A GIRL!
Me: thanks for pointing out the obvious.
Frezia: I AM A PRINCE I AM NOT A GIRL!
Vegeta: Yummy Cake.
Me: *Pets Vegeta* Good Saiyin, eat your cake.
Goten: Agree
Nappa: Disagree
Rattiz: Agree
Vegeta: Yum
Gohan: Disagree, It's becouse he's crazy.
Me: Agree *beats up Gohan and Nappa* He did *beats up Frezia* STAY AWAY FROM MY BADASS!
Vegeta: Done *Rips of Gohan's clothes and Rapes him on set.*
Gohan: My ass hurts.
Me: Your the one who said he was crazy.
Gohan: WAHHHHWAHHHHWAHHHHWHAHWAHWAHWHHHHWAHHHWAHH-
Me: SHUT UP!
Gohan: *Sniffel*
Rattiz: *panting* Agree
Nappa: Yeah! *butt rapes Rattiz*
Goku: What does molest mean? What does pedophile mean?
Me: Molest: abuse somebody sexually: to force unwanted sexual attentions on somebody, especially a child or physically weaker adult. Pedophile: an adult who is sexually attracted to young children.
Gohan: Did you get that of the internet?
Me: Yes.
Gohan: Vegeta molest me and is a pedophile?
Me: Pretty much.
Gohan: AND YOU GIVE HIM CAKE?!
Me: Got a problem with that, Bitch?
Gohan: No
Me: Good boy.
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